Little yellow birdie with a little yellow bill,
Landed on my windowsill;
Lured him in with a crust of bread,
And then I smashed his little yellow head!
Up in the morning with the rising sun,
Gonna run all day 'til the runnin's done;
Gonna run so far and run so fast,
Gonna show 'em how long a Marine can last!
(variation on the last one)
Up in the morning with the bloodshot eyes,
Looks like another tequila sunrise;
Stand up, fall down, hit the floor,
Grab the bottle and drink some more!
Cruisin' along in my '54 Ford,
Got my plastic Jesus sittin' on my dashboard;
He don't slip and He don't slide,
'cause his ass is magnetized!
I think He's King and I think He's cool,
He walked across my swimming pool;
But that plastic Jesus has got to go,
'Cause His magnet's messin' up my ra-di-o!
"Little yellow birdie with a little yellow bill,
Landed on my windowsill;
Lured him in with a crust of bread,
And then I smashed his little yellow head!"
The moral of
this story is
if you want some H&ad,
you need some bread......
Ha
Great stuff
Thank you
Steve
"..little yellow..."? LOL, not in my Air Force! We had a different adjective that went here.