WHY WASN'T THE BREAK SEALED IMMEDIATELY?
Has a DUmmie ever worked a day in their life? Have they ever lifted a finger in manual labor? For that matter, have they ever been outside? They come up with their theories, but never having been in the real world, they can only make guesses as to how it works.
Good point! Most of their "solutions" to various problems require unrealistic facts or scenarios. Everything can happen instantly and at little cost. Does this come from watching too much TV all of one's life?