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To: JBW

If you're eating corpses after three days, you wanted to to begin with, and you have serious issues.

Where's the story of the woman who was screaming at the relief workers about not having eaten in 3 days, was offered an MRE and rejected it becuase no one heated it up for her?


10 posted on 09/03/2005 11:23:22 AM PDT by Riley (STOP CASTING POROSITY!!)
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To: Riley

Ya know, those Cajuns can do wonderous things with meat.


15 posted on 09/03/2005 11:26:55 AM PDT by lightislife (E=MC2 when apes evolve tp people)
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To: Riley
>If you're eating corpses after three days...

...
6: How we feeling, Captain?

C: Not too good. I...I feel so weak.

2: We can't hold out much longer.

C: Listen...chaps...there's still a chance. I'm...done for, I've...got a gamy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. But...some of you might. So...you'd better eat me.

?: Eat you, sir?

C: Yes. Eat me.

?: Iiuuhh! With a gamy leg?

C: You didn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm.

5: It's not just the leg, sir.

C: What do you mean?

5: Well, sir...it's just that -

C: Why don't you want to eat me?

5: I'd rather eat Johnson, sir!

?: So would I, sir.

C: I see. ...

26 posted on 09/03/2005 11:39:53 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: Riley

If you are referring to the woman I saw on television, she appeared to be eating it but paused to gripe about it being given to her cold.


28 posted on 09/03/2005 11:43:47 AM PDT by ConservativeMind
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