"Hi, Cindy Al-Sheehanni
Professional America-Hater...
DAMN GLAD TO MEET YOU!!!"
Excellent Animal House reference. "Mine's bigger." "Your what is bigger?" "My nose. Isn't it one of the biggest you've ever seen? And I'm not even Jewish, don't care for them."
With the facial expression and that long boney hand, you put a witch's hat on her and you got yourself something.