Hey! For-Q! How about my challenge? (For those of you just tuning in, For-Q is a member of a supremacist cult known as The Windowsians. For the most part they are harmless, but their passive-aggressive nature compels them to desire world domination through lies, innuendo, and obfuscation, all the while denying their true motives. For-Q has been challenged to apologize for his smug and condescending comments on this very forum. The stakes are high as For-Q tries to ignore his way out this challenge. Two months of exile in which he must don a ball cap announcing his wicked behavior. Let's see how he's doing.) I understand you've located, The Doomsday Virus. (In an amazing turn of events, For-Q had played a card no one actually knew existed, The Doomsday Virus. This was no ordinary virus, for The Doomsday Virus possesses the power to eliminate an entire race of humanoids known as, The Mac Heads. Coy For-Q began to hedge. Yes he possessed The Virus; no it was a link to The Virus; wait, a link to a story about the virus. Ah, a simple story about The Virus. Can we believe For-Q? Has he simply hidden The Virus away to be used at another, more opportune time? We know The Virus still exists, but where will it surface next? Will For-Q be able to control The Virus or will it spread maliciously from its intended to the world of The Bill, the world of...The Windowsians.)
Linux loonie n3wbie is the world record holder for lies, he's fired off several in this one thread alone. Check his history for tons more, you won't have to go far.