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To: Phantom Lord

I once had to return a phone call to a young lady who gave her name as "Vagina."

It was embarrassing, to say the least, to call a place of business and ask for "Vagina," but since it was an important call I soldiered on.

Well, it turned out that her name was actually "Vijaya" but pronounced almost exactly the same as "Vagina."


52 posted on 08/12/2005 7:05:04 AM PDT by Alouette (My son joined the IDF to protect Jews, not Ariel Sharon.)
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To: Alouette

I kid you not, two days ago I heard an announcement over our PA system at work refer to an "Aquanetta". Named after a woman's hair care product?


61 posted on 08/12/2005 7:09:11 AM PDT by L98Fiero
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To: Alouette

You'll probably know better than me, but when sitting in a synagogue service one day, a young mother yells out "O' Shit".

She was new to the congregation, from Israel, didn't have a great command of English, and I hadn't talked to her yet because me hebrew was flaky. So, myself and most of the congregation just went dead silent, and started staring at her.

A little kid runs up to her and jumps on her lap.

Apaarently Oshit is a Hebrew boy's name that translates as "to shine" in English.

Poor kid went for almost 6 months with that name before people convinced the mom to legally change it.


93 posted on 08/12/2005 7:56:20 AM PDT by JerseyHighlander
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