I once had to return a phone call to a young lady who gave her name as "Vagina."
It was embarrassing, to say the least, to call a place of business and ask for "Vagina," but since it was an important call I soldiered on.
Well, it turned out that her name was actually "Vijaya" but pronounced almost exactly the same as "Vagina."
I kid you not, two days ago I heard an announcement over our PA system at work refer to an "Aquanetta". Named after a woman's hair care product?
You'll probably know better than me, but when sitting in a synagogue service one day, a young mother yells out "O' Shit".
She was new to the congregation, from Israel, didn't have a great command of English, and I hadn't talked to her yet because me hebrew was flaky. So, myself and most of the congregation just went dead silent, and started staring at her.
A little kid runs up to her and jumps on her lap.
Apaarently Oshit is a Hebrew boy's name that translates as "to shine" in English.
Poor kid went for almost 6 months with that name before people convinced the mom to legally change it.