DUmmie FUnnies 08-11-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Grandstands In Crawford)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 11, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt and PJ-Comix

[Allosaurs_r_us]

lest the many video cameras there fail to record him blowing bloated pronouncements into his own navel.

 

Hahahhaahah........ Now that's RICH!

 

Cindy and the other families, and all the activists who were there, and everyone keeping this vigil, are patriots and the rarest of heroes.

 

Pitt, you are by far the biggest POS, blow hard it has ever been my unfortunate experience to hear of. How dare you imply these welfare recipients have even the slightest amount of courage. It takes no bravery to lay around in a ditch by the side of a road and chastise your country. What it takes is gall. Without the bravery from true patriots you would all be in some sweat shop somewhere building tennis shoes, as you have no other skills.

 

Why don't these people get a friggin job? How is it they can drop everything and move from one protest to another, seemingly without a care in the world. Someone needs to do an expose on how these slackers are destroying their families by never accepting responsibility for their own expenses. We need to find out how much of this tripe is being funded by taxpayer handouts.

 

I sure would like to get a line on the local grocery store owner to see just how many of these "brave patriots" are using food stamps to bankroll their heroic ditch watch for Cindy! Let's find out how many of them are collecting unemployment benefits. I'm sure their respective states would be more than interested in their job search prospects in a ditch in Crawford TX.

 

Then again it is tornado season back there..........Maybe there needs to be a little divine intervention in the ditch in TX. Thunderstorms might be trying to tell these people something. The worst ones are at night, you can't see what direction to run.

[piasa]

We are back at the hotel to get our video uploaded, and so I can put some stuff on the forty fire ant bites my feet will be taking home as a souveneir.

Just think- if he could have sustained those ant bites while serving on John Kerry's staff, he'd be eligible for 40 purple hearts!

[ArmyBratproud]

The edits were funny.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Several campers are clustered together under a makeshift tent singing Thin Lizzy songs.

Meaning they're both evil AND retarded, in equal measure.

[Jrabbit]

Road Kill.....

As a Texan....I've never been prouder of our fireants! Don't Mess With Texas!

[beckysueb]

This is William Rivers Pitt, signing off from Crawford, Texas

And I'm sure there is some brave soldier signing off in Iraq fighting to preserve freedom from terrorism for your sorry @$$!

[ReeWalker]

And I'm sure there is some brave soldier signing off in Iraq fighting to preserve freedom from terrorism for your sorry @$$!

That's what gets to me the worse...These @#@#$% don't give a chit about the troops...

[beckysueb]

That was great! I agree. There isn't one heroic bone in these miserable hippies bodies combined.

[Choose Ye This Day]

50?

[Charles Henrickson]

After a rather uneventful journey from Boston, I am standing on a country road in Crawford TX. . . .

MAKE ME KNOWN, COUNTRY ROAD
Tune: "Take Me Home, Country Roads"

Almost hades, Crawford Texas
Bush Ranch protest, Sheehan doin' talk shows
Press is out there, underneath the tree
Lookin' for some talkers, might as well be me

Country road, make me known
To the place I belong
Guest opinion, TV pundit
Make me known, country road

All my DUmmies rally round me
Mindless, lazy, looking for a leader
Read my bloggings, written on the fly
Boring waste of bandwidth, glazing of the eye

Country road, make me known
To the place I belong
Guest opinion, TV pundit
Make me known, country road

I wear a hat, in the mirror I see Eastwood
The ladies on DU think I'm hot when I pose
But sweatin' in the sun I get the feelin'
That I should have worn some lighter clothes, lighter clothes

Country road, make me known
To the place I belong
Guest opinion, TV pundit
Make me known, country road

Country road, make me known
To the place I belong
Guest opinion, TV pundit
Make me known, country road . . .

[beckysueb]

That's what gets to me the worse...These @#@#$% don't give a chit about the troops...

Thats it. Its all about them and being noticed.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Cindy says, standing next to me here...

That just about says it all, right there. "I'm here! I'm in the middle of it! I'm with the martyr herself! Look at ME! I'm thomebody!"

[Choose Ye This Day]

You're so vain
You prob'ly think this protest's about ya
Don't ya?
Don't ya?

[beckysueb]

That just about says it all, right there. "I'm here! I'm in the middle of it! I'm with the martyr herself! Look at ME! I'm thomebody!"

I wonder how long it took him to claw his way over to her side so he could tell the DUmmie peons back in the DUmpster that he was standing right beside their moonbat heroine. She just looks like some aging has been hippie from the 60's. What a pathetic loser.

[luvie]

Good grief! You weren't kidding about his bloviating! Took forever to get through this one. It was hard too, without wanting to throw up several times! Somebody just needs to up his meds! Hope Mary has a long attention span! LOL!

[JLO]

Thanks, Ree, for the update. Can you also find the CU thread I wondered about?

If so, thanks!

I mean the CU photo of Pitt on the cover of a magazine. I saw it and LMBO.

[ReeWalker]

sure

[luvie]

ROFL!!!! Very good! Do you sing 'em, too?

[ReeWalker]

post 113:
http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14557&page=5&pp=25

[ReeWalker]

Sorry ya'll I can't post pics yet...