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DUmmie FUnnies 08-09-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Models Midnight Cowboy Outfit For Texas Trip)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 9, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/09/2005 7:25:06 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: franksolich; PJ-Comix
Poor Pitt's going to be barbequed in that outfit.

There would be a mighty stench wafting from that barbeque Pitt.

This has to be one of the funniest DUmmie FUnnies yet! I'm mostly a lurker on these threads but I always get a good laugh.

Can't wait to see pics of Pitt in Crawford if he posts them. Oughta be good for the guffaw factor!

Please add me to your ping list PJ. Your threads are too good to miss! TIA (:

61 posted on 08/09/2005 9:09:32 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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To: Kenny Bunk; Slings and Arrows; devolve

gotta see this one


62 posted on 08/09/2005 9:22:10 PM PDT by bitt ('We will all soon reap what the ignorant are now sowing.' Victor Davis Hanson)
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To: PJ-Comix

I guess it's impossible for him to find a hat and pair of glasses to fit his head.


63 posted on 08/09/2005 9:40:13 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: PJ-Comix
THE ULTIMATE WILL PITT MOCKING SONG -- RHINESTONE COWBOY
64 posted on 08/09/2005 9:50:45 PM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming -- INDICTING HILLARY)
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To: PJ-Comix
Don't forget the boots. . . .

Wuss 'n Boots.

65 posted on 08/09/2005 9:51:08 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Snake Pitt, meanest hombre in the Wild Wild West.)
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To: shezza

Now thats a REAL man.


66 posted on 08/09/2005 10:11:06 PM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well, now, that was unpleasant. He doesn't look like a cowboy, he looks like most gay men who wear hats--like he's trying to buy a personality.


67 posted on 08/09/2005 10:21:50 PM PDT by Dr.Hilarious
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To: TheBigB
So implausibly fruity, the mods removed his picture completely! LOL!!! :)
68 posted on 08/09/2005 11:25:10 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
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To: PJ-Comix

Pitt looks like such a homo. Even the losers at DUh acknowledge it.


69 posted on 08/10/2005 12:07:55 AM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: PJ-Comix
So do I look ready for Texas?


70 posted on 08/10/2005 12:14:43 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't get it... why does Pitt want to "fit in" with the unenlightened, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, bible-thumping, racist, homophobic red-staters that he and his ilk tell us make up the majority of Texas? Shouldn't he be accentuating the differences so that those cro-magnons can be awed by his very presence?

Or is he trying (and apparently, failing miserably) to blend in so as to appear like it's really local suport and not an imported rent-a-mob? (And I use "mob" here very loosely, given the low turnout I expect.)

Or maybe deep down, Pitt really wants to be real man, and this is a chance to act out a fantasy, however briefly.

Or, most likely, Pitt's just trying to keep his a** from getting kicked by real men. Like this "disguise" is going to work...

71 posted on 08/10/2005 4:28:31 AM PDT by kevkrom (WARNING: If you're not sure whether or not it's sarcasm, it probably is.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Ah... so Pitt is doing the "French Mistake"?


72 posted on 08/10/2005 4:31:27 AM PDT by kevkrom (WARNING: If you're not sure whether or not it's sarcasm, it probably is.)
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To: PJ-Comix
So do I look ready for Texas?

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Ridin' out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a Rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' in on the phone

73 posted on 08/10/2005 5:09:00 AM PDT by NRA1995 ("People do stupid things...." and I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
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To: timpad
Top Ten! first time...

I wasn't in the top 10, but I saved a lot on my car insurance....

74 posted on 08/10/2005 5:10:41 AM PDT by NRA1995 ("People do stupid things...." and I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
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To: PJ-Comix
Kin Ah git me a huntin' lahcense here?


75 posted on 08/10/2005 5:12:11 AM PDT by NRA1995 ("People do stupid things...." and I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
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To: mplsconservative

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #715, to the BIGGEST Ping List on the FR.


76 posted on 08/10/2005 5:21:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

He actually looks more like a punked-out version of Indiana Jones....


77 posted on 08/10/2005 5:24:53 AM PDT by NRA1995 ("People do stupid things...." and I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
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To: All
Does that hat look like it's been stuck in a closet since the 80's?? Damn boy clean your hat...
78 posted on 08/10/2005 5:28:04 AM PDT by ReeWalker ( I never have guilt EVER!!!)
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To: doug from upland; Charles Henrickson

LOL on the Rhinestone Cowboy lyrics. The next assignment is to come up with updated "Midnight Cowboy" lyrics.


79 posted on 08/10/2005 5:32:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: kevkrom
Or maybe deep down, Pitt really wants to be real man, and this is a chance to act out a fantasy, however briefly.

And that is the point. These "gender confused" types are out there desparately trying to make themselves considered real men. Its the closest they'll ever get.

80 posted on 08/10/2005 5:42:02 AM PDT by An Old Marine (Freedom isn't Free)
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