DUmmie FUnnies 08-09-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Models Midnight Cowboy Outfit For Texas Trip)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 9, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[decal]

"I'm so happy I'm so happily married. You're a dangerous single person."

Wonder what his wife thinks about this statement..

[ReeWalker]

Getcher ass over ta Shepler's and pick up some pointy boots.

Yes!! Go get a brand new pair of boots...Texas heat...Wet ditches...Feet should feel real good in a few hours....LMAO

[finnman69]

[Charles Henrickson]

Now call yourself "Billy Ray Pitt" and you're all set.

You just need a mullet to complete your fakey-snakey part.

[eyespysomething]

Oh c'mon, don't you love 'college student apartment' for the decor? I bet he had to hit a lot of thrift shops to get that crap that looks like crap.

How old is he again?

Oh, and he looks like what we used to call a poseur. If I saw him walk in the bar where I worked, besides the fact I am a woman and he is gay, I wouldn't look again, and would leave him to another 'tender. He wouldn't be buying more than one draft beer or fruity bar-brand cocktail (he would get his 'friends' to buy the rest) and he sure wouldn't be tipping, and he would probably talk about himself incessantly. I shudder just thinking about it.

What a pompous a$$.

[Charles Henrickson]

Recommend a stick of Itch-X for the Fire Ant bites. . . .

He looks like he needs something for Fire Island bites.

[speed_addiction]

What We Are About To Do Here Is What The Good Lord Would Call A Cleansing of the Wicked. I Call It A Good Old Fashioned Texas Ass Kicking.

[Charles Henrickson]

Is this for some kind of homosexual rodeo?

He's entering the roping contest, and Pitt is the bull.

[finnman69]

Oh c'mon, don't you love 'college student apartment' for the decor? I bet he had to hit a lot of thrift shops to get that crap that looks like crap.

I get the feeling he hangs up the gay flag as a background in the same way Osama Bin laden hangs sheets up to disguise where he is for his propaganda videos.

[finnman69]

(shudder)

[Charles Henrickson]

You look ready to join the Village People!

And he's the Village Idiot.

(Or Pundidiot, as the case may be.)

[hattend]

Okay, those pics creep me out

[finnman69]

you can find the darndest things with google......

[Mercat]

Andy died? how did I miss that?

[eyespysomething]

I get the feeling he hangs up the gay flag as a background in the same way Osama Bin laden hangs sheets up to disguise where he is for his propaganda videos.

LOL, complete with the "Impeach Bush" button/sticker/whatever. Oh, and just a corner of the American flag, to show he still supports the USA, just not the neo-con fascist USA run by the oil cabal.

[Charles Henrickson]

[Is that you, Tennessee Williams?]

Gore Vidal, Truman Capote, and Tennessee Williams
all think Will is dreamy in his cowpoke outfit.

[Charles Henrickson]

Andy died?

He got a post-operative infection and died. Bottomless Pitt of Rage and other DUmmies accuse us of killing him. They're nuts.

[Charles Henrickson]

certain denizens of Times Square. . . . Just bikini briefs and a cowboy hat along with flip-flops are all Pitt needs.

Pitt looks like he's ready to hang out with that "Naked Cowboy" feller in New York City:

[Ditter]

What does he mean "ready for Texas"????

He looks like a fag! UGH!

[franksolich]

Well, what gets me is the black get-up.

That's worse than the earring.

Texas is hot right now, with the sun burning down something fierce.

Black absorbs heat, like a sponge.

That's why real cowboys wear lighter-colored clothing in the summer.

Poor Pitt's going to be barbequed in that outfit.