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DUmmie FUnnies 08-05-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Contradicts Himself AGAIN)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 5, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/05/2005 6:55:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: SCALEMAN

NICE tagline!


41 posted on 08/05/2005 8:34:17 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making obscene gestures)
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To: gate2wire

Thread down the memory hole


42 posted on 08/05/2005 8:50:07 AM PDT by NRA1995 ("People do stupid things...." and I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

One of my neighbors is a member of the MIHOP Brigade. I didn't mention my political leanings when he said Bush was the culprit in 9/11. I started pointing out all the reasons that was false, after about ten minutes he just sort of slinked away. He hasn'tspoken to me since last September.


43 posted on 08/05/2005 8:53:30 AM PDT by Hawk1976
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To: SCALEMAN

Five years old watching the election? Didn't you have anything better to do back then?:) Note: I say that as someone who first became interested in politics during the '92 election at eight years old.:)


44 posted on 08/05/2005 9:22:22 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (DU's new motto: "You shall not question our patriotism, you filthy American scum.")
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To: PJ-Comix
It looks like Pied Piper Pitt needs to break out in song to sing "Self-Recanted Evening". . . .

SELF-RECANTED EVENING
Tune: "Some Enchanted Evening"

Self-recanted evening,
When you see the flip-flops,
You may see where Pitt stops
Across the DUmmieland.
And somehow you know,
You know even then,
That sometime you'll see him
Recant once again.

Self-aggrandized weaving,
Bloviating windbag,
Going where the wind blows,
Not knowing where to stand.
He'll write to the left--
That's left to go right--
Will's so busy dancing,
He can't sleep at night.

Who can explain Pitt?
Who can tell you why?
Will gives two versions,
Neither one can fly.

Some fantastic FReeping!
Someone may be laughing,
You may hear the laughing
Among the DUFU fans.
And night after night,
When we go to bed,
That sound is our laughter--
Will Pitt's in our thread!

Once we have DUFUed
Will Pitt's swing and miss,
Then he'll discover
He can't recant this!

45 posted on 08/05/2005 9:38:41 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix
I would suggest that every election - win lose or draw - be called stolen until such time as voter-verified paper balloting is implemented.

[Except when Democrats win.]

Very prescient, but also very disturbing when you think about it. That kind of mentality is difficult to understand, and certainly not healthy for the country.

NFP

46 posted on 08/05/2005 9:38:48 AM PDT by Notforprophet (Democrats have stood their own arguments on their heads so often that they now stand for nothing.)
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To: PJ-Comix
NO recount ever showed Gore ahead in Florida.

THE PALM BEACH POKEY
Tune: The Hokey Pokey

You put your stylus in,
You put your stylus out,
You put your stylus in,
And you punch Buchanan out.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That’s what it’s all about!

You put the Gore votes in,
You put the Bush votes out,
You put the Gore votes in,
And you do another count.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That’s what it’s all about!

You bring your lawyers in,
You drag the whole thing out,
You bring your lawyers in,
And you put it all in doubt.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That’s what it’s all about!

You let your doctors spin,
You let the pundits spout,
You let your doctors spin,
And your people whine and pout.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That’s what it’s all about!

You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
That’s what it’s all about!

Charlie Henrickson, copyright 2000

47 posted on 08/05/2005 9:44:00 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix
the 'Hackett Wuz Robbed' train . . .

A real loco motive.

48 posted on 08/05/2005 9:50:55 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I choo-choo-choose you!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Before the accusation of fraud is made as a declarative fact, some proof beyond conjecture and disappointment would be a good thing.

"PROOF? We don' need no steenkin' PROOF!"


49 posted on 08/05/2005 9:55:25 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Lack of proof has never stopped you before.)
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To: PJ-Comix
How do we know the vote in Ohio is fair? We don't.

Allow me to point out this basic principle once again: The burden of proof (onus probationis) is on the accuser--in this case, to prove that it was not fair.

50 posted on 08/05/2005 9:59:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Prove that it was NOT fair.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"If we cry "We Wuz Robbed" after every election we may soon lose our credibility."

What credibility?


51 posted on 08/05/2005 10:04:15 AM PDT by mondonico
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To: PJ-Comix
May God strike me dead and poop on my face if I do.

Pitty pooper.

52 posted on 08/05/2005 10:05:48 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bull Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
why are those particular precincts the ones that are heavily for schmidt?

Hey, Schmidt happens.

53 posted on 08/05/2005 10:09:30 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Those precincts are full of Schmidt voters.)
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To: PJ-Comix
why does every election seem to have fishy things happen?

Just for the halibut.

Or rather, just for the Halliburton.

54 posted on 08/05/2005 10:12:00 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Quit carping about it.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Republicans have in fact (as wild as this may sound) been known to engage in dishonest activities once in a blue moon. . . . long neocon history of fraud.

DUmmie projection. The Dems are the longtime masters of vote fraud.

55 posted on 08/05/2005 10:18:20 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dems have engaged in fraud many times in blue states and cities.)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich; ReeWalker
there are big red flags of fraud.

Hey, Skinner said no more talking about the Andy Stephenson Situation!

56 posted on 08/05/2005 10:21:21 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (More red flags than Red Square on May Day.)
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To: PJ-Comix

According to the Machinery of Democracy exhibit of the Museum of American History (americanhistory.si.edu), Clermont County in Ohio uses Optical Scan voting equipment. They way optical scan works is just like the SAT tests. Fill in the oval, and a machine reads the ballots. So they have a paper trail that can be machine counted or hand counted. AND, as we learned during the election last year, EVERY Ohio county has two election surpervisors, one Republican and one Democrat. Good luck getting the Democrat to go along with vote fraud in favor of the Republican, or vice versa.

My God, they really are DUmmies...


57 posted on 08/05/2005 10:24:46 AM PDT by Tatze (I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
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To: PJ-Comix; KJC1
Sorry, Pitt. You can't have it both ways.

He's trying. Pitt's dancing as fast as he can.


58 posted on 08/05/2005 10:35:09 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: PJ-Comix

A DUmmy parody

http://wuzzadem.typepad.com/wuz/2005/08/du_hackett_vict.html


59 posted on 08/05/2005 10:59:35 AM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: PJ-Comix
There are many people here on DU who simply can't fathom the possibility that a Republican could get more votes that a Democrat in a fair election

I noticed that not ONE person addressed the L.F.T. (Lousy Freeper Troll) on this issue! I notice that a LOT!

Seems like almost any time a person raises a valid, rational point that goes against what they want to hear, it's either ignored or the person is battered, beaten, and sometimes banned!

60 posted on 08/05/2005 11:01:20 AM PDT by RogerWilko
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