I think that you misunderstood.
Evolutionary theory in no way suggests that you evolved from chimps. Believe what you want, but if you demonstrate such a fundimental misimpression as that it becomes impossible to take your arguments seriously.
Personally, I find the fact that the laws of nature have produced the beautiful complexity of life and a creature that can know itself and the universe, to be a very interesting argument for a creator god who set the rules to allow this.
I'm not looking for an argument. Evolution is wholeheartedly incompatible with my belief in God. I never did ask you to agree.