DUmmie FUnnies 06-28-05 ("Fight dirty, go negative early and often")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

If any of you are wondering why I keep up with the humiliating plea and grovel to get a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories PLUS other goodies), THIS edition of the DUFUs should give you the answer. I want the TRUE face of the Democrats to be EXPOSED to the general public. The public, in the form a a popular DUFU book, NEEDS to find out what the Democrats are REALLY like behind their phony masks. This edition of the DUFUs exposes the Democrats in THEIR OWN WORDS. And with that said, please allow me to do the usual plea and grovel routine...

I am urging Mary Matalin to contact me at: PJ-Comix. Not only will you be given first dibs at a POPULAR and FUnnie book exposing the Democrats in THEIR OWN words but you will also have revealed to you how your publishing company can once again bring HUGE sales to out of print books that were popular once upon a time. It is a very easy method that for some reason no one (other than YOURS TRULY) has figured out.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[speed_addiction]

First!

[MikefromOhio]

in before the ping

[decal]

Second? A new record...

[decal]

Now I can go back and read it...

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[HitmanLV]

Isn't that "Politics is a bloodsport, not a Gentleman's game" crack sexist? Or is it heteronormative these days?

[cripplecreek]

These fools always remind me of the Movie "Fight club" minus cajones.

[The Drowning Witch]

Top 10?

[Argus]

If the Democrats had one tenth as much hatred for our terrorist enemies as they do for Republicans, this would be a united country.

[Doctor Raoul]

Kick republicans in the balls, gouge out their eyes, crush their windpipe and kick them when they're down repeatedly.

Kind of hard to be afraid of this rhetoric when it's coming metrosexual holding a purse.

[Darkwolf377]

Politics is a bloodsport, not a Gentleman's game!

If that were true you DUmmy milquetoasts would not have had your hats handed to you these past five years. I've never seen a bigger bunch of political pussies in my life--all whine, no grassroots WORK.

[Darkwolf377]

yes sir- it is LONG PAST time to break out the baseball bats.

I love it when that bunch of wimps talks tough. If they come at me with a baseball bat they'd better be ready for their colon to be wearing it.

[decal]

Hmm, they sound a lot like a lot of GOPers did in the 70s.

BUT, substance still wins over style - if you insist on being The Party Of Minorities, you can't really kvetch about being The Minority Party.

[speed_addiction]

I would love it if they thought that getting physical was the way to go. I had a guy jump in front of me and SLAP me in the chest with a summons. Of course I did not know it was a summons, I just reacted to a guy jumping in front of me and slapping me in the chest.

He found my hand around his throat and my fist upside his head a few times. My parole will be done in 11 months and for now I have to tempter the enthusiasm of my reactions.

[Darkwolf377]

I can't get enough of this DUmmie thread: "OOOHHHH!!!! we're gonna...we're gonna OOOHHHHHH!!!! we're SOOOOO gonna whup your asses, you, you OOOOOHHHH!!!! lemme just get the mustard stains off my Che! t-shirt an' I'm gonna, gonna OOOOHHHHH hurt you so bad!!!! OH YEAH! WE are the party of the people, not that other party that gets most of the votes, I'm just so so MAD!!!!! OOOHHH!! YEAH!!! WE ROCK!!!!!"

[SCALEMAN]

Max Cleland would still be a Senator.

Now theres a disgusting thought.

[Lurker]

In...

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[cripplecreek]

I'm more of a psy ops sort of guy. I can push anybody over the edge.

[SCALEMAN]

These people are the absolute nut wing fringe. They are so far out there all they ever see is the dark side of the moon.

We suffered through the Bubba years, but I don't remember this much vitriol.

These are the people who revere:
Jimmuh Carter
Mondale
Clinton(s) (I don't care what that thread said, they will get lock step with her)
Kerry
Clark
Boxer
Conyers

They hate our country and would do anything to bring it down. They won't be content until the Congress is replaced by the UN.