[kezekiel]

But calling the cops after five minutes without checking next door to see if the child was there, is HYSTERICAL, and not at all rational.

Well, I think she already confessed she was a helpless mess of goo, or something along those lines. I usually have to be the voice of reason with my wife in these circumstances, but I'm freaking on the inside too.

[Happygal]

Oh please.

Your children have NEVER been out of your sight for five minutes?

BTW...most child abuse goes on within families. So unless you can trust your wife 100%, your child minder 100%, and your family 100%, you'd probably better stay awake 24/7 for the next 18 years.

[Happygal]

I'm a helpless mess of goo when my car doesn't start and I'm late for an appointment. I don't call the fire brigade for a jump-start.