DUmmie FUnnies 06-20-05 (DSM RIP)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 20, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[COBOL2Java]

DUmmie, if you're reading this, it's BE MY GUEST, stupid moron!!!

Aw, the guy probably has a public high school diploma (which would therefore be equivalent to a pre-70's 4th grade education). I'm guessing he works at the local gas station and is angry at Republicans for not getting him that management position.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Tell me, do the DUmmies have any ADULT members?

In a word, NO.

(I always thought Bratislava was my sister-in-law's house, where all my incorrigible nieces and nephews live.)

[carlr]

What was the results of their big week?
Conyers "hearing "was laced with antisemitism and Dick Durbin officially declared the dem party as the party of the enemy.
We never took it so bad.

[Charles Henrickson]

Actually whether the documents are real or not they don't prove anything. . . . If they are real, they merely show that plans were being made for a possible war. . . .

BINGO! Even if real, they are innocuous. As Gertrude Stein said about Oakland, "There is no 'there' there."

[PJ-Comix]

Tell me something. Who in this day of copiers, computers, fax machines and in their right mind would even think of "retyping" anything?

The DUmmies claim that Michael Smith retyped from the original copies because he wanted to protect his source but, DUhhhh, didn't he even consider simply redacting on the "original" copies with black magic marker?

[kevkrom]

The Downing Street Memos are even as authentic as Andy Stephenson's medical records.

It's a shame the DSM don't mention pancreatic cancer... they'd be ignored at the speed of light over in DU then...

[MJY1288]

"All Your Downing Street Memo's Are Belong To Us"

[MoochPooch]

Looks like they need a DSM -- the psychiatric manual, that is.

[Charles Henrickson]

There is much more potential damage to * with the Guantanamo news coming out.

OK, so now the DUmmies are going to cry because the guests at Club Gitmo can only get 7-year-old Flor de Caña instead of the 12 or 15.

And the air-conditioning's too cold.

[SCALEMAN]

[HEY DUMMIES! YOU WANT THE TRUTH? OKAY, You Can't Handle the Truth THE DOWNING STREET MEMOS ARE AS AUTHENTIC AS THE BUSH TEXAS AIR NATIONAL GUARD LETTERS!]

Had to edit that PJ. Just a little dialogue theft.

[SIDENET]

[kevkrom]

the DUmmies are going to cry because the guests at Club Gitmo can only get 7-year-old Flor de Caña instead of the 12 or 15

Actually, I think they have to suffer through with Bacardi.

[PJ-Comix]

I notice that in DUmmieland they moved and LOCKED this thread. I guess they can't face the demoralizing truth about how the DSM is yet another Leftist example of FAKERY.

[PJ-Comix]

FLASH!!! Rush Limbaugh talking about this story NOW!!!

[BillF]

At least one of the DUmmies was in the audience at the Thursday rally discussed by William Rivers Pitt as the day that would change everything. See below photo from the thread mentioned.

FReepers counter Downing Street Memo Rally
DC Chapter ^ | June 17, 2005 | BillF

Posted on 06/17/2005 2:07:41 AM PDT by BillF

FReepers from the DC Chapter conducted a FReep of the Downing Street Memo Rally  at Lafayette Park next to the White House on June 16. The DSM Rally was sponsored by Code Pink and Progressive Democrats of America (the outfit of William Rivers Pitt of DUmmie FUnnies fame) in an attempt to refight their crushing defeat in the last election. The leftists, including John Conyers (D-Michigan) and other members of Congress who spoke or attended, are trying to impeach President Bush by using a triple-hearsay, ambiguous memo (read great National Review article here) of a lower level British Foreign Office bureaucrat.

CLICK HERE FOR THE REST OF THAT THREAD.

[LibSnubber]

HEY FREEPS! MAKE THE CLOWN PRINCE ANSWER THE QUESTIONS AND WE'LL ALL KNOW THE TRUTH!

HEY *SSWIPES, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! That's why most of you are paranoid, depressed, unemployed, drug-laden losers! It must really suck to always be on the wrong side (lol at all you DUmmies).

[kevkrom]

MAKE THE CLOWN PRINCE ANSWER THE QUESTIONS

They're talking about Scamdy, right? I agree... ANSWER THE QUESTIONS... but I really think it's more beholden upon them who have been scammed to make Scamdy answer, not FReepers.

[LibSnubber]

No, I believe they're talking about Pres. Bush in this instance. But it doesn't matter, the truth and what they want the truth to be are almost ALWAYS two completely different things.

[kevkrom]

I really have to remind myself to put </SARCASM> tags at the end of about 90% of my posts...

[NathanR]

OK, so now the DUmmies are going to cry because the guests at Club Gitmo can only get 7-year-old Flor de Caña instead of the 12 or 15.Conveniently forgetting that any rum, wine, beer, or other spirits, is against the Muslim religion.