I BELIEVE...
It's time the DUmpster turned into the CEmetery
It's time the DUmpster turned into the CEmeteryPosted on 06/07/2005 6:15:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
"I just saw Hillary lose the 2008 election in a landslide, ask me anything."
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We believe that every Democrats right to cast multiple straight party votes is sacred
It's time the DUmpster turned into the CEmeteryYou see, DUmmies, it's comments like these that have helped fuel our pursuit of the "Andy Stephenson Situation" (ASS). The reason is, these comments show your utter hypocrisy. You "BEEELEEEVE" in the theft of the 2004 election because of what you perceive to be a lack of verifiability--and Andy was your golden boy leading the charge on this. Now, when Andy has a massive fundraising drive for himself--with no accountability and with no proof of need--and now we call for some verifiability from the King (or Queen?) of Verifiability . . . well, the irony is rich indeed.
"Politicize my plight!!!"
--Andy Stephenson
This thread makes me envision DUmmies huddled by the firelight of a tiny mountain cave in the Southwest listening to the chant of a Hopi Indian prayer and waiting for the magic entrails to tell them the time is right to take over America again.
I believe there be pirates at DU.
Avast ye scabbies. Argh.
After I get the Coke* out of my sinuses, you are going to pay for this.
*This shows the importance of proper capitalization.
Worked for the Boston Red Sox and may yet work for the Chicago Cubs. When it comes to politics, I believe all right --- I believe the dems lost again.
Now I know what happened to the "kids" at the Billy Jack School. They all became DUmmies.
Will Pitt is begging for attention...LOL
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3402750&mesg_id=3402750
Yeah, I hear people talking about it everywhere I go. You just can't shut it up. People standing in the aisles at WalMart, at the grocery stores, in the library... everywhere I go I feel the fury growing as people realize that the election was stolen.
Not.
I believe, I do, I do, I do that some pimply faced high school kid sat up half the night in his or her bedroom composing this sophomoric masterpiece of self delusion. I hope he or she didn't turn it in as a composition for credit, I would hate to see him or her have to repeat the 11th grade.
We believe that we have been called to protect the freedoms that we have come to enjoy. We will not fail in this noble calling.
I believe your noble calling will not fail to provide an endless source of hilarity for PJ to record for posterity in his forthcoming DUFU best selling book with accompanying CD. Posterity will no doubt enjoy some belly laughs at the expense of gullible raving lunatics as much as we do.
Well bleever, know that we Freepers stand with you in opposition to the blatant cheating by Gregoire in Washington State, and will work with you to...what? He's talking about the Presidential election? Whoa, what a space cadet.
the anti-democratic forces
in the Senate Dem caucus...
intimidate the press out of being the watchdogs they have historically been,
[SNICKER!] Yeah, that media is pro-Dubya 24/7!
who brought us to war on the basis of lies
In all seriousness, at this point, maintaining that we went to war in Iraq because of Presidential deception (or for oil, etc.) is so bigoted and intellectually bankrupt...he might as well say, "Because Dubya insists on teaching Round Earth Theory in our schools, the people will rise up...
They have underestimated the decency of Americans.
As exhibited on DU--the home of jokes about breast cancer victims and Terri Schiavo and sick hate-speech directed at every Christian to the right of Gene Robinson--every day.
You can’t really blame them; they themselves don’t possess that decency.
Yes, good Lord, standing for human life, the democratic process and Constitutional government...how depraved we are.
The decency to say that any system that allows innocent people to be tortured to death, because of our suffering and fear, is not what we stand for.
Did a Freeper Troll write this? because last time I checked, DUers were rabidly opposed to liberating a country where they torture people to death, and rabidly in favor of a medical procedure that involves ripping a small child's limbs off.
The decency to see the wisdom of the way the U.S. Constitution apportions the power to send American men and women onto the battlefield of war.
Another Freeper writing? After all, the last time I checked, the Congress had signed on for the liberation three times: The Iraq Liberation Act of '98, the September 14 resolution, and the final specific authorization in late '02. And who does the Constitution give the power to send troops into war to? Why, the U.S. Congress!
Do your best. One problem: power resides in the people.
Which is why almost everything libs believe has to be rammed through the courts. Well heck, I guess I'm just too much of a hick to understand such glorious expressions of democracy.
I believe in the eventual triumph of love, light and goodness!
Me too. See Revelation 22. Oh, but be ready for some depressing judgmentalism form the Author of the entire Universe.
I believe...in the accuracy of the 2004 state and national exit polls over the "official results" of the unrecountable black boxes and the Karl Rove exit polls.
I believe the exit polls have been so thoroughly debunked that you might as well have written, "I believe Apollo rides his chariot across the sky daily." Note also the (I'm pretty sure) fictional "Karl Rove exit polls." It wasn't Karl Rove showing up with new polls, kids, it was the media realizing the first set was a nightmare no college student would have constructed, and also realizing that 3,500,000 votes is not a slim margin. So even if Darth Rove had polls, it didn't turn anything around.
It's also pretty fun to watch these guys spin the black box tales. We know how Lyndon Johnson won a Senate race with manufactured votes, we know what particular precincts were screwed up by Mayor Daley for John Kennedy, and we know exactly how many felons and dead folk voted in Washington State last year, but if Rove and company stole 5 million votes or so, why that would be impossible to detect. Duhhhhhhh...
I believe that humans can transcend the artificial limits set by fear.
And vote GOP.
I believe truth will triumph.
It already has, on Election Day. Or, for Cosmic Truth, see Revelation 22.
I believe flying monkeys really hate it when they see us believin'
Um...when you do this crap and we fall on the floor laughing at you...that's not a sign of hate, it's a sign of amusement.
So, guess what, monkeys? I BELIEVE! Why does it scare them so much, I wonder, that we believe?
On second thought...yes, it scares us, I'm terrified every time you even imagine the fall of the BFEE...please, whatever you do, DO NOT devote all your energy to promoting these conspiracy theories, because we all know how the swing voters love extremism...please, Br'er DUmmie, don't throw me in the conspiracy patch!
We believe that the Constitution was put in place for a reason.
He forgot to add, "And that reason is to give us food stampsand abortion on demand."
We believe that every citizen's right to vote is sacred and must be protected.
Hence the manufactured votes in the Florida debacle, the tire slashings and fictional voters in Milwaukee, the long lines in Dem precincts because Dem officials couldn't be bothered to make sure Black people got to vote, the felons voting in Washington State, the dead people voting in Washington State...
We believe that treason is treason, no matter what political party is in power.
Liars. Your behavior in the last election proves that you'd campaign for Benedict Arnold if he were a pro-abort Democrat. After all, he was a real war hero, and how dare anybody question his patriotism?
We believe that we have been called to protect the freedoms that we have come to enjoy.
Like food stamps and the freedom to have small children ripped limb from limb on a whim.
I Believe. I still believe all of it.
"Facts don't bother me!"
You are right bleever, they underestimated us.
Yeah, you've got judges and you're not afraid to use them!
The truth will always find it's way out of the darkness and into the light.
Yes it will, that's why you're LOSING!!!
Everything in Life is timing. He's an "old" enough Soul to patiently await the right time...
Right, just like he waited until he was out of range of his Navy comrades before he started calling them baby-killing atrocity machines.
There be hope, Mates, I Believe we are not so all alone.
Ride, Captain ride, aboard your Mystery Ship...
I believe in the strength , will and ability of this community to succeed in whatever we take on together.
Yeah, like getting John Kerry elected.
I believe that it's actually getting easier to believe that justice for the theft of the 2004 election will surely come.
Because if facts don't matter to you when you first hear them, they sure ain't gonna bother you 8 months later.
At first, it was a matter of faith for many of us.
Like the faith you have that every morning, Apollo will cross the sky in his sun chariot...
And to an anti-democratic cabal that seeks to control the system, and thwart anything resembling checks and balances (the root of the genius of our founders), action and conversation are poison.
These people act like the lack of a filibuster is equal to the lack of a Senate. What a bunch of maroons.
They count on us shutting up, moving on, and not making waves.
Quite the contrary: I've got "Read the DUFUs" on my calendar every day for the foreseeable future!
Of course, I BELIEVE. I believe in righteousness and justice.
And abortion. And Massachusetts-style fisting education. And confiscatory taxes. And knuckling under to tinpot dictators. I BELIEVE!
This guy sounds like a third-rate supervillain, like the "Monarch" from "Venture Brothers."
"Soon he will feel the wrath of the Monarch!"
John Conyers called for tips from whistleblowers and set up a special tip form on the Dem part of the House Judicial Committee website. So i did him the kindness of sending him a major conspiracy document: The Iraq Liberation Act of 1998, passed overwhelmingly in the House and signed into law by bill Clinton. that should help Conyers and Kerry get to the bottom of this "rush to war" business...
Ironic isn't it? The DUmmy's emotionally driven thought processes, that is if any thought is actually involved, are exactly 180 degrees out of phase with reality.
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