If I were an American, I'd be a Republican.
The modern Republican Party was founded by Barry Goldwater and Ronny Reagan, it resembles the rat party of 1836, for good reason, the rats resemble the Republicans of Teddy Roosevelt, the Bride at Every Wedding and the corpse at every funeral, for some power reasons.
Every since I was scared into the Republican Party, at ten, by my GrandFather showing me pictures of Elenor Roosevelt, wife of the first dictator of the USA, I have voted straight ticket Republican and fought with the other 43 factions of My Party for greater freedom and lower taxes.
Bill