[darkangel82]

Because Andy&Friends don't want anyone but a Progressive doofus like WillPitt to cover the story.

Will Pitt is anything but "progressive."

[MisterRepublican]

Note that I capitalized Progressive. No they aren't but that is what they call themselves.

[Amityschild]

This one

Is dumping water all over my kitchen floor, and jumping on my back (digging her talons into my back) when I bend over to clean it up.

This one

Is pooping on the floor, barking at everything that moves and laying on my shoulder licking in my ear.

What's a mother to do?