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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")
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| June 3, 2005
| DUmmies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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Before we plunge into this latest edition of the DUFUs, allow me to direct your attention to this story:
Woman Who Faked Cancer Sent To Jail. GASP! There are really people out there who fake having cancer? I bet the DUmmies would have a hard time believing this.
Now on to the BIG NEWS. Apparently Bob Woodward's recent article about a possible Dick Cheney run in 2008 wasn't just idle speculation. I got that word from a Republican Deep Throat (and DUFU fan). IF Cheney gets the okay from his doctors and IF Cheney is convinced there is a big groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in '08. Hopefully Cheney is found to be in good health and doesn't have something really debilitating like pancreatic cancer.
In case you are curious, my source on the Cheney info was NOT Karl Rove. Also it wasn't Mary Matalin. Too bad. If it was Mary Matalin I would arrange for a lunch date to discuss it further. Then instead of talking about Dick Cheney I would spend the entire lunch plugging a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories). However, I was thinking that if the state of Maryland indicts Andy Stephenson for fraud and I was subpoenaed to be a witness there, I wouldn't be too far from Mary Matalin for that lunch date. To arrange a lunch date with ol' PJ here, Mary Matalin only needs to contact me at: PJ-Comix.
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:16:15 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:18:01 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:18:35 AM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
(Send a message, defeat (Pat) Dewine this June 14, www.gobrinkman.com)
To: PJ-Comix
Top 10! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS -- ! :)
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:21:02 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
To: All
“Every time she opens her mouth, it’s either someone else’s fault or there’s a conspiracy theory. This defendant is a scam artist.” My FAVORITE quote from the article about the woman faking cancer... And a GREAT description of Scamdy!
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:21:42 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: PJ-Comix
The 1st time ever, I made in the top 10. Woo-hoo!
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:23:15 AM PDT
by
MoochPooch
(A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
To: PJ-Comix
I bet Karl Rove posts on DU!
He's got them paranoid!
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:25:07 AM PDT
by
airborne
(Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
To: PJ-Comix
Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? Now known as "Ellen Day":
This explains what the surgery at Johns Hopkins was for.
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:26:36 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(It's a Zen thing, you know, like how many babies fit in a tire.)
To: PJ-Comix
Weel, if the DUmmies don't want Hillary, we can always talk them into running Dr. Dean (he is gift that keeps on giving)!
Hey, maybe Dr. Dean is the doctor that signed Undie's John Hopkins forms!
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:30:34 AM PDT
by
CAluvdubya
(You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
To: PJ-Comix
To: CAluvdubya
Hey, maybe Dr. Dean is the doctor that signed Undie's John Hopkins forms!
"Pancreatic cancer? YEEEEAAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
To: CAluvdubya
Hey, maybe Dr. Dean is the doctor that signed Undie's John Hopkins forms!
"That'll be $50,000 please. Up front."
To: CAluvdubya
Doc Dean displays the tumor he extracted.
To: Charles Henrickson
I think it entirely possible that Dr. Dean would put Undie's pancreatic surgery off. Not many doctors would, but Dr. Dean would.
Hmmmmm, his fund raising has been poorly recieved, now hasn't it???
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:43:51 AM PDT
by
CAluvdubya
(You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
To: PJ-Comix
Cheney in '08! Woo Hoo!
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:44:29 AM PDT
by
KJC1
(Somebody shook up the Ants!)
To: PJ-Comix
If the DUmmies think she can't win, then that means one thing only. She can.
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:45:52 AM PDT
by
Romish_Papist
(The times are out of step with the Catholic Church. God Bless Pope Benedict XVI.)
To: CAluvdubya
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He found another one.
To: KJC1
If Cheney gets the okay from his doctors, then he is GO for an '08 run. However, he still needs to be assured of a groundswell of support.
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posted on
06/03/2005 7:47:54 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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