"I think i need to return to the woods and get away from the professional world for a while."
A high powered attorney leaves NYC and buys a cabin in a remote part of the West Virginia mountains. The first night there is a knock on the door. "Hi. I'm your neighbor. There's a party this Friday and I want you to come. It will be fun. There will be drinking. Dancing, Some fighting. And lots of sex."
Not wanting to offend his new neighbor, he accepts the invitation.
"What should I wear?" he asks.
"Don't matter. It'll just be you and me."
Your bad! LOL