DUmmie FUnnies 05-23-05 (Andy Stephenson vs Laura Ingraham)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 23, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[gidget7]

hmmmmmmm what do you make of all that?

[KJC1]

Undie has a major "entitlement complex" all around.

And did you catch that termite is supposed to rejoining him in Baltimore tomorrow?

[beckysueb]

Maybe it was when they used the Wellstone Funeral as grotesque political tool in 2002.

HUH????????

[speed_addiction]

You had the persons number. Do you know who it is and won't tell or don't you know who it was? Male or Female? Inner circle?

I know who it is. Close to Andy. I will not betray their confidence because they asked me not to. It is not unusual for somene to get cold feet when taking steps to turn on their own.

If an internet source for this comes up, I'll put it out there. I figure that is fair game. Something given in confidence, I'll hang onto until it breaks on it's own.

[beckysueb]

Who's praying for the single parent with cancer, or anyone else not in the media limelight for that matter?

We are, DUmmie. We pray for those people in church every Sunday. But you DUmmies don't know a whole lot about churches and God and praying, do you?

[beckysueb]

I didn't know Elizabeth Edwards was a . . . LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!

She is a normal Democrat. Not very good policy and mouthy at times but nothing like these hate filled commie pinkos who post at the DUmpster.

[decal]

"Something given in confidence, I'll hang onto until it breaks on it's own."

Absolutely - after all, it hasn't NOT happened yet, the person could still cave, but won't if its ID is exposed.

[Roscoe Karns]

He dropped Gore Vidal's name again on that thread. lol

Truman is calling too:

"Come to the light, Andy."

[MisterRepublican]

I've been pondering this situation for lo these many days, and it suddenly hit me. We must form an activist group to prevent the fleecing of the peace-loving, good vibe sending, PayPal donating and incredibly naive (and frequently hebephrenic) DUmmies.

Here is my proposal, (well okay it's not much of a proposal yet) but I did come up with our groups acronym and here it is.


NUANCED.ORG™

Nationally United Alliance to Notify Crazed Elitist DUmmies.

The concept is still germinating but what do you all think?

Oh. And by the way, I get to be grand poobah of the group and all donations we ask for will be going, via PayPal, directly into my personal checking account so lets get that out of the way right here.

[decal]

"And by the way, I get to be grand poobah of the group..."

As long as I'M treasurer, you get to be whatever you want!

[commonguymd]

let me know if it is someone on this board would ya? You don't have to say who if it is.

[MisterRepublican]

That would be Keeper of the Books™ and you'll only be receiving e-mails about how much people supposedly sent to me.....errrr....us, so you won't have to quit your day job.

[speed_addiction]

The person has never been on this board. Not that I know of.

[Purrcival]

Gore Vidal sends his handwritten copy to a TYPIST IN ANOTHER COUNTRY??? You mean, he OUTSOURCES?? Why, that's a job that could be done by an American!

Only half being sarcastic here.

[commonguymd]

cool. thanks.

[Purrcival]

The DUmmies are too busy being awe-struck about Andy knowing/talking to Gore Vidal to notice the obviuos disconnects here.

[decal]

Well, my daytime job is "snitch," so it all works out.

[Purrcival]

"Unless he uses words like "star-struck" to remind them of how IMPORTANT he is, how he has access to POWERFUL people, and how he's going to save them."

Exactly what I was thinking. His message to them may be something like, "YOU should be star-struck because of who I am, in the eyes of celebrities."

[MisterRepublican]

I'm think of becoming Gainfully Unemployed™ in order to undertake this important work.

Of, course my boss, KR, might have some problems with my decision but perhaps I can convince him of the critical nature of NUANCED.ORG's mission.

[Mr. Silverback]

I just got off the phone with Salman Rushdie. He's a big fan of the DUmmieFUnnies and sends his regards to everyone here.

What an amazing coincidence, that's exactly what President Bush said when I talked to him this morning!