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DUmmie FUnnies 05-23-05 (Andy Stephenson vs Laura Ingraham)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 23, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/23/2005 11:03:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: WinOne4TheGipper

Sixty-one hours to go.


141 posted on 05/23/2005 2:49:18 PM PDT by franksolich (still more credible than Dan Rather)
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To: Charles Henrickson

1st & 2nd place in the "Gay James Cagney" contest.
142 posted on 05/23/2005 2:52:37 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: gardencatz
I swear, every time I start to eat something, I read about his bowel flush. EVERY TIME.
143 posted on 05/23/2005 2:52:58 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: KJC1

Well, they aren't wondering because they fall for Andy's purposes, which are to give him credibility!


144 posted on 05/23/2005 2:54:02 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: highimpact

Ping


145 posted on 05/23/2005 2:55:31 PM PDT by highimpact (Hard work. I just say it to scare away the Liberals.)
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To: jennyjenny
I swear, every time I start to eat something, I read about his bowel flush. EVERY TIME.

It's like frank going out for cigs. Something breaks.

146 posted on 05/23/2005 2:56:28 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (UndieCo cried and thou$and$ now hide!)
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To: KJC1

Very good point!! ^5


147 posted on 05/23/2005 2:57:07 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
"I can't wait till Thursday rolls around. It's almost over..."

This won't be over Thursday - Something Will Come Up to bump it to Monday, then, OOPS, it's Memorial Day, postponed until June 14th, but the paperwork will be put online by then, don't you worry.

Mr Stephenson doesn't need a bowel flush, he needs a conscience transplant.
148 posted on 05/23/2005 2:58:01 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke?)
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To: KJC1

That was the first thing I thought. You're usually not star-struck by your close friends.


149 posted on 05/23/2005 3:01:01 PM PDT by Proud 2BeTexan
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To: decal
Doesn't need a bowel flush?? Well, come on now, he IS full of it!!

Agree on the conscience thing though. Conscience is something people of his lifestyle either ignore, deny, or do not possess.
150 posted on 05/23/2005 3:01:36 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: decal

Yeah, this could very well go past Memorial Day--but the deal is, even if it drags on so long most lose interest in it, we accomplished the primary goal of shutting down the spigots of money.

Not all of it, but it's a trickle now, or drip-drops, instead of gushing.

Another goal of course is to see Andy in jail, so that he does not present a danger, a peril, to the child-like, imbeciles, incapables, and DUmmies.

But even if this stopped right now, well, it is going to be pretty difficult for Andy to raise money this way any more.


151 posted on 05/23/2005 3:02:50 PM PDT by franksolich (still more credible than Dan Rather)
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To: PJ-Comix; speed_addiction; Charles Henrickson

You know, I'm starting to worry and fret about the usually-ubiquitous DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt"--he's been absent an a-w-f-u-l long time.


152 posted on 05/23/2005 3:05:02 PM PDT by franksolich (still more credible than Dan Rather)
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To: Proud 2BeTexan

Unless he uses words like "star-struck" to remind them of how IMPORTANT he is, how he has access to POWERFUL people, and how he's going to save them.


153 posted on 05/23/2005 3:06:43 PM PDT by Judith_knows
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To: Barset

Barset, when are you going to come out and play?


154 posted on 05/23/2005 3:08:18 PM PDT by franksolich (still more credible than Dan Rather)
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To: dubyaismypresident

Hey, dubyaismypresident, you were number one on the list of "comments" on that monstrous 4,600-comments thread just concluded--are you still with us, madam?

Or did you get lost?

That is quite a distinction, being at the head of a very long line.


155 posted on 05/23/2005 3:12:17 PM PDT by franksolich (still more credible than Dan Rather)
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To: Judith_knows; franksolich; PJ-Comix
Profile of a Sociopath

A number of mind-manipulating cult leaders may exhibit many of the behavioral characteristics of a sociopath--an outstanding ability to charm and seduce followers. Since they appear apparently normal, they are not easily recognizable as deviant or disturbed. Although only a trained professional can make a diagnosis, it is important to be able to recognize the personality type in order to avoid further abuse. These traits also apply to a one-on-one cultic relationship.

Glibness/Superficial Charm:
Language can be used without effort by them to confuse and convince their audience. Captivating storytellers that exude self-confidence, they can spin a web that intrigues others. Since they are persuasive, they have the capacity to destroy their critics verbally or emotionally.

Manipulative and Conning:
They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They dominate and humiliate their victims.

Grandiose Sense of Self:
Feels entitled to certain things as "their right." Craves adulation and attendance. Must be the center of attention with their own fantasies as the "spokesman for God," "enlightened," "leader of humankind," etc. Creates an us-versus-them mentality

Pathological Lying:
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and able to pass lie detector tests.

Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt:
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.

Shallow Emotions:
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion, it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.

Incapacity for Love:
While they talk about "God's love" they are unable to give or receive it. Since they do not believe in the genuineness of their followers' love, they are very harsh in testing it from their devotees and expect them to feel guilt for their failings. Expects unconditional surrender.

Need for Stimulation:
Living on the edge, yet testing the beliefs of their followers with bizarre rules, punishments and behaviors. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal.

Callousness/Lack of Empathy:
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them. Their skills are used to exploit, abuse and exert power. Since the follower cannot believe their leader would callously hurt them, they rationalize the behavior as necessary for their (or the group's) own "good" and deny the abuse. When devotees become aware of the exploitation it feels like a "spiritual rape" to them.

Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature:
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others. The followers only see them as near perfect.

Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency:
Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet "gets by" by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.

Irresponsibility/Unreliability:
Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blame their followers or others outside their group. Blame reinforces passivity and obedience and produces guilt, shame, terror and conformity in the followers.

Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity:
Totalist leaders frequently practice promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts. This is usually kept hidden from all but the inner circle. Stringent sexual control of their followers, such as forced breakups and divorces, removal of children from parents, rules for dating, etc.

Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle:
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future. Many groups claim as their goal world-domination or other utopian promises. Great contrast between the leader's opulent lifestyle and the followers' impoverishment. Support by gifts and donations from the followers who are pressured to give through fear and guilt. Highly sensitive to their own pain and health.

Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility:
Changes their image and that of the group as needed to avoid prosecution and to increase income and to recruit a range of members. Is able to adapt or relocate as needed to preserve the group. Can resurface later with a new name, a new front group and a new twist on the scam.

Other Related Qualities:

Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them

Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them

Authoritarian

Secretive

Paranoid

Only rarely in difficulty with the law, but seeks out situations where their tyrannical behavior will be tolerated, condoned, or admired

Conventional appearance

Goal of enslavement of their victim(s)

Exercises despotic control over every aspect of the victim's life

Has an emotional need to justify their crimes and therefore needs their victim's affirmation (respect, gratitude and love)

Ultimate goal is the creation of a willing victim

Incapable of real human attachment to another

Unable to feel remorse or guilt

Extreme narcissism and grandiose

May state readily that their goal is to rule the world

156 posted on 05/23/2005 3:15:48 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (UndieCo cried and thou$and$ now hide!)
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To: franksolich
"we accomplished the primary goal of shutting down the spigots of money..."

Bingo: if nothing else happens as a result of this, this would have been more than worth it.

But there will be more than this.

I don't know what the story is between FR and CU, whether there's any sort of rivalry, but the coöperation we've seen during this can only be a good thing IMOSHO.

The denizens of DU have found out exactly what sort of "you'll take this we're feeding you and you'll LIKE it" attitude Skinner and his minions really have towards them; they've also been over here in droves and seen what's it like here.

I predict a rival to DU will shortly appear, one that won't be run by feckless boobs.

PJ may find to his chagrin that the DUFU book won't be viable any longer (why make fun of a website that no longer exists?), but FR will be the better for it: a more formidable antagonist will keep us sharper.
157 posted on 05/23/2005 3:22:05 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Uh-huh.

That's Andy, to a tee.

A perfect match.

The guy in person must be a real charmer, even if obese with decadent body-odor.

Which I alleged 4,987 or so comments ago (and fortunately many agreed).


158 posted on 05/23/2005 3:28:46 PM PDT by franksolich (still more credible than Dan Rather)
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To: decal

How naive can a person be?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3312068#3312173


159 posted on 05/23/2005 3:29:13 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (<a HREF="http://www.democraticunderground.com">Fruits and Nuts</a>)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
"Tandalayo_Scheisskopf"

Named herself, so she oughta know...
160 posted on 05/23/2005 3:35:46 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke?)
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