[Happy2BMe]

"What would happen to me if I entered Mexico without permission, and I took a job that "no Mexican would do"? Of course. I'd be thrown in jail."

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HEY! ALL YOU GRINGOS - Go Try This, Go Ahead - I Dare You! If you have a Death Wish!

[Choose Ye This Day]

That's good. The only thing I'd add would be:

I'll roll through town with my windows rolled down and my English-language, twangy American music blasting at 100 decibels, shaking the neighbors' windows.

[devolve]