Posted on 05/06/2005 11:05:18 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
Good job, really funny ;^)
Thanks!
It needed to be said.....
I saw lots of new tag lines in there. Thanks
WONDERFUL.
GREAT GUFFAWS.
But . . . you left out . . .
--The ERUPTIONS of the Elders of the SEMINARY of the CONTINUALLY CONSTIPATED CONIPTIONS
and
--The gaseous pollutions of those of THE MONASTARY OF THE OVERLY INFLATED EGOS AND AIRHEADS
and
--The jerky stomps of those from THE CONVENT OF THE PERSISTENTLY PONTIFICALLY PRISSY
and
--The interminable nasaly whines and wailings of the WE'RE WHOLLY AGIN' IT CHOIR
and
--The apoleptic harumphs of those of THE SMUGLY SERENE SADUCESS AND PHARISEES Gospel Quartet (who all insist that they only fed on intellectual milk and never had a thing to do with their mothers' breasts).
and
--The hissings of those of THE SANCTIMONIOUS SALAVATORS SEPTET who usually spend their time eagerly waiting for the next detailed 'prayer request' on the 'prayer chain' about poor dear sister so-and-so and her 'marriage' problems. Also of special interest to the prayerful sisters is poor brother Snodgrass and his dreadful medical concerns about his prostate.
Then there are the cacophonous cluckings of those of THE SUPER HOLY SABBATH WADDLE WORSHIP TEAM toward all those who's waddle is not precisely the same as theirs.
. . . oh, dear, here I've gone and gotten carried away.
(Wonder how many of these horrified freepers live a life even CLOSE to the clean and moral life the First Lady lives..........I'm betting on NONE).
LOL...good work.
FWIW, I have a suspicion that most of the flaming & frothing Laura posts can be traced to an ISP in Salem, RFD. ; )
I thought it was hilarious!
Can you say the "V" word here?
I agree with you that you are not "oversensitive." Nobody who could write "horse weiner" could have the slightest bit of sensitivity.
Thanks for the ping. Very funny!
:)
All jokes are in bad taste.
Huh?
No... that's the trouble with me ;~D
Thank you everyone :~D
well what would be an appropriate way of saying that part of horse anatomy in a lighthearted thread without being gross? Just tryin' to keep it light.
I felt it was a little out of character for her though.
I am certainly not going to criticize her for it. It was quite funny.
I adore the show desperate housewives, but I am partial since my husband is employed with the studios.
I however, do not have my children watching the show.
Nor do I recommend other younger people watch it as well.
BRAVO!!
LMAO!
I've been out all afternoon - I need to play ketchup!!!!
Hope you get a chuckle from it!
I am back to being amused. :~D
Nice blog!
ROLFMAO!
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