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Many still coming to grips with "Milking the Horse"
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Posted on 05/06/2005 11:05:18 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog

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To: HairOfTheDog

Good job, really funny ;^)


41 posted on 05/06/2005 12:27:23 PM PDT by 68 grunt (3/1 India, 3rd, 68-69, 0311)
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To: HairOfTheDog

Thanks!
It needed to be said.....


42 posted on 05/06/2005 12:30:33 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (When you lose your fear, you become the people you envied.)
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To: HairOfTheDog
LMAO in a coughing choking fit here by the time I got to the "Unbothered Majority". Don't you know this was a series subject?:o)

I saw lots of new tag lines in there. Thanks

43 posted on 05/06/2005 12:33:32 PM PDT by daybreakcoming
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To: HairOfTheDog; All

WONDERFUL.

GREAT GUFFAWS.

But . . . you left out . . .

--The ERUPTIONS of the Elders of the SEMINARY of the CONTINUALLY CONSTIPATED CONIPTIONS

and

--The gaseous pollutions of those of THE MONASTARY OF THE OVERLY INFLATED EGOS AND AIRHEADS

and

--The jerky stomps of those from THE CONVENT OF THE PERSISTENTLY PONTIFICALLY PRISSY

and

--The interminable nasaly whines and wailings of the WE'RE WHOLLY AGIN' IT CHOIR

and

--The apoleptic harumphs of those of THE SMUGLY SERENE SADUCESS AND PHARISEES Gospel Quartet (who all insist that they only fed on intellectual milk and never had a thing to do with their mothers' breasts).

and

--The hissings of those of THE SANCTIMONIOUS SALAVATORS SEPTET who usually spend their time eagerly waiting for the next detailed 'prayer request' on the 'prayer chain' about poor dear sister so-and-so and her 'marriage' problems. Also of special interest to the prayerful sisters is poor brother Snodgrass and his dreadful medical concerns about his prostate.

Then there are the cacophonous cluckings of those of THE SUPER HOLY SABBATH WADDLE WORSHIP TEAM toward all those who's waddle is not precisely the same as theirs.

. . . oh, dear, here I've gone and gotten carried away.


44 posted on 05/06/2005 12:35:14 PM PDT by Quix (--AVOID MERE FORM OF GODLINESS; SEEK HIS FACE. WALK IN HIS SPIRIT.)
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To: HairOfTheDog; MJY1288; baseballmom; snugs; cyncooper; Miss Marple; kitkat; MamaB
Hilarious! Thanks for the ping and the much needed laugh!

(Wonder how many of these horrified freepers live a life even CLOSE to the clean and moral life the First Lady lives..........I'm betting on NONE).

45 posted on 05/06/2005 12:42:22 PM PDT by ohioWfan ("If My people, which are called by My name, will humble themselves and pray.....")
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To: HairOfTheDog

LOL...good work.

FWIW, I have a suspicion that most of the flaming & frothing Laura posts can be traced to an ISP in Salem, RFD. ; )


46 posted on 05/06/2005 12:47:36 PM PDT by elli1
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To: JewishRighter

I thought it was hilarious!


47 posted on 05/06/2005 12:49:13 PM PDT by ShandaLear (Announcing you plans is a good way to hear God laugh. Al Swearengen, 1877—Deadwood)
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To: HairOfTheDog

Can you say the "V" word here?


48 posted on 05/06/2005 12:55:49 PM PDT by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)
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To: JewishRighter

I agree with you that you are not "oversensitive." Nobody who could write "horse weiner" could have the slightest bit of sensitivity.


49 posted on 05/06/2005 12:56:57 PM PDT by kitkat (!)
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To: HairOfTheDog
So what'd Laura say that's got ever'body so het up ??


50 posted on 05/06/2005 12:59:42 PM PDT by tomkat (Dear Father, please save us from those who live to save us, amen)
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To: HairOfTheDog

Thanks for the ping. Very funny!

:)


51 posted on 05/06/2005 1:00:16 PM PDT by cyncooper
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To: Oztrich Boy

All jokes are in bad taste.

Huh?


52 posted on 05/06/2005 1:22:00 PM PDT by JewishRighter
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To: daybreakcoming; Dashing Dasher; 68 grunt; Quix; ohioWfan; elli1; ShandaLear; kitkat; tomkat; ...
Don't you know this was a series subject?:o)

No... that's the trouble with me ;~D

Thank you everyone :~D

53 posted on 05/06/2005 1:22:44 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: kitkat

well what would be an appropriate way of saying that part of horse anatomy in a lighthearted thread without being gross? Just tryin' to keep it light.


54 posted on 05/06/2005 1:23:51 PM PDT by JewishRighter
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To: HairOfTheDog

I felt it was a little out of character for her though.

I am certainly not going to criticize her for it. It was quite funny.

I adore the show desperate housewives, but I am partial since my husband is employed with the studios.

I however, do not have my children watching the show.
Nor do I recommend other younger people watch it as well.


55 posted on 05/06/2005 1:25:29 PM PDT by television is just wrong (http://heidisblogs.blogspot.com/ Visit the ads, thanks.)
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To: HairOfTheDog

BRAVO!!

LMAO!


56 posted on 05/06/2005 1:25:33 PM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Thursday and Friday take too long...)
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To: HairOfTheDog

I've been out all afternoon - I need to play ketchup!!!!


57 posted on 05/06/2005 1:33:13 PM PDT by Gabz (My give-a-damn is busted.)
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To: Gabz; Howlin

Hope you get a chuckle from it!

I am back to being amused. :~D


58 posted on 05/06/2005 2:00:35 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Corin Stormhands

Nice blog!


59 posted on 05/06/2005 2:15:15 PM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Diddle E. Squat

ROLFMAO!


60 posted on 05/06/2005 2:15:42 PM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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