Posted on 05/06/2005 11:05:18 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
I'm just busting on you. ; )
The way things are going ... think "mothballs."
Hey, think Mother's Day and what your prize is tomorrow or do I need to come out there and smack der Prinze?
Me, I got a new set of kitchen knives. I'm a happy girl.
A couple went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was.
He told her one had a horn and one didn't, she replied, "The one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic."
Congratulations on your knives. We got a free set of steak knives last month as a grocery-store premium. Billy gave me a clay pot he painted for Mother's Day. Nice boy.
"Well," said the would-be-cattleman. "I wanted to call it the Bar-J. My wife favored the Suzy-Q. One son liked the Flying-W, and the other son wanted the Lazy-Y. So, we're calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy-Y Ranch."
"But where are all your cattle?"
"So far, none have survived the branding."
One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him." So the minister began his sermon.
One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon. The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay."
Lactose intolerant equestrian dittos...
;o)
Joey brought home a pot that D built for him two days ago, with some flowers planted in it last night. Bob brought me in some roses that he cut after supper.
I yammered D into buying my my Santoku knives. Live is good!
No wonder our President fell in love with her!
I loved the appropriateness of her hysterical roast of her husband, which is the point of the evening, given in just the right venue, at the right hour and belive she could have been much more bawdy....and I would have loved it even more.
I am so glad she broke the glass case around herself and did so in the appropriate venue........demonstrated humor of the simple sort....Chippendales (against herself), a President abusing his chainsaw and trying to milk a male horse instead of cow (referencing his high brow east coast conditioning-his lack of familiarity with the 'farm life', I loved her calling him Mr. Excitement, lol, because he hits the sack at 9:00 P.M. (as oppposed to bill and hillary snaking around our White House, knocking on their guests' doors, looking for late night card games or who know what else, like, 3:00 A.M. calls to barbra striesand, the vacant would be 'deep' clinton advisor in secret).
Laura showed moxy.
And if there are people out there that think she was dirty, lol, I ache for them. And would LOVE to pass a really dirty joke just to loosen um up....bet God loved her speech. I just bet He did. Course we will never know...but....who could not grin at her roast of her beloved hubby!
Of course I agree with you completely!
Thank you dittos! :~D
Ha! Hair, I just came across this thread! NOW I understand where yours and ecrubh's taglines came from! Great post! :-)
What I found offensive was the reference to Desperate Housewives. That the first lady would even acknowledge a show that glorifies activities that have destroyed countless families (including my own many generations back) I found deeply disturbing, and telling of the stark reality that the vulgar decadence of our time has reached the highest places.
So does that leave me in the panty-bunch crowd or the good humorists?
You really don't want my answer on that!
heh..... glad you liked it!
You've given it.
Thanks for the non-bump, E.G.C.
ROFLMAO!
Hair, that is VERY, funny..
Thank you for doing it, and thank you for pinging me, 9(and every one else)
Do you write professionally?
( Or unprofessionally as a hobby?)
If you don't you might consider.
Thanks again!
:-)
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