Dems Vote to Deport Schwarzenegger

Counterjab ^ | 04/24/2005 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

"He is a poor, starving conservative, beaten down by big business and the rich. Please by his book."

You're the first one to comment. Glad you enjoyed it. It was all part of it.

[writer33]

Love the graphics, E.

[writer33]

Glad you enjoyed it, LM.

[writer33]

Good laugh when I need it most -- late Sunday night. Thanks Chris. I swear, you and Mark Steyn can churn out a column every 15 minutes. You should start selling this stuff by the pound!!

Thanks for the compliments, speedy. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[luvie]

You callin' me cheap, lady? (hee-hee) I'm gonna be reading it on my vacation, so expect a full report. It had better be good or it'll be scorched earth for you! I'll be demanding a refund, just like DUmmies demand recount after recount!

[writer33]

Perfect graphic, ss.

[Enterprise]

Thanks - I loved the article too!

[writer33]

In a surprise move, Chef wunderkind,Austrian Wolfgang Puck, of Malibu, Ca. agreed to post an immigration bond in the amount of 5 million dollars for Governor Schwartzenegger today. " I am appalled by the talk about my close friend Arnold in DC, and I will close my 4 star restaurant there in protest" said the feisty little chef. Arnold will be living in America long after those crooked politicos in Washington are just a memory Puck added " And Feinstein, tell your billionaire husband he is persona non grata at my Malibu restaurant too! "A lousy tipper,this guy Feinstein" added Puck.

That's pretty good, IA. You oughtta start writing and quit your day job as sweat shop owner. :)

[writer33]

You callin' me cheap, lady? (hee-hee) I'm gonna be reading it on my vacation, so expect a full report. It had better be good or it'll be scorched earth for you! I'll be demanding a refund, just like DUmmies demand recount after recount!

No. I'm calling you a rich, greedy conservative that happens to be cheap. :) Hehe!

And no refunds. Buyer beware. :) HA! I hope you enjoy it, lady.

[writer33]

I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for the compliment, E. I appreciate it.

[international american]

I thought about selling the sweatshop and along with it my sweatshop slaves(they are too dumb to know who owns it anyway), but my doctor told me the nightly floggings I administer to my flock lowers my blood pressure, so I'm not quite sure I should sell it.

[luvie]

I am sure I will! ;o) Better to be a rich, greedy conservative than a zoned-out, basement-dwelling DUmmie any day! Right? Capitalism rocks!!!

[writer33]

I thought about selling the sweatshop and along with it my sweatshop slaves(they are too dumb to know who owns it anyway), but my doctor told me the nightly floggings I administer to my flock lowers my blood pressure, so I'm not quite sure I should sell it.

Good. As long as you have your priorities straight. :)

[writer33]

Capitalism rocks!!!

That's what the oppressive man says.

On a serious note, it's what's made America great.

[luvie]

You got that right, Chris--rock on, man! Keep 'em coming!

[Delta 21]

You really cant make this stuff up.

[Cultural Jihad]

He is a poor, starving conservative, beaten down by big business and the rich. Please by his book.

If these are his words, he whines like a liberal looking for cop-out excuses.

[international american]

I am a simple venomous greedy man.

[writer33]

You got that right, Chris--rock on, man! Keep 'em coming!

Will do. Thank you.

[writer33]

You really cant make this stuff up.

Thanks.