[Cyclopean Squid]

Yoda is the perfect Dem. He's a liar and a hypocrite. He pretends to be frail and weak, and yet we all know he can rumble if he has to. He's scamming the gubmint for $.

And his policy on the Sith is a joke. He wants to wipe them out of existence. The Dark Jedi are evil because they want to kill all the Good Jedi and rule the galaxy, and the Good Jedi want to...do the same thing.

[Mr. Silverback]

Think of the Sith as the Star Wars equivalent of Al Qaeda and he won't seem like such a hypocrite.

But then, at least the Sith will stand up and fight man to man. Maybe we should arrange a viewing of the Star Wars films for Osama through the same guy who got him his copy of Fahrenheit 9/11, and include a note that says, "Note how even Darth vader and the Emperor make you look like a puss."