HAHAHA!! I missed that one! How twisted feminism became. There really was nothing wrong with its basic early tenets (equal pay, fair credit laws, etc.) but the movement became coopted by the Socialist Workers Party and the radical lesbians (this line always got a big hand at NOW conferences: "some construction worker asked me if I was a lesbian. I said, are you the alternative?" -- I must have heard that stale old canard a thousand times, and the feminists went wild over it every time. Ugh.
So now will the College of Fat Angry Lesbian Feminists meet to elect a new spokesm . . . spokesper . . . representative?
A puff of rainbow-colored smoke will come out the chimney, and the announcement will be made: Habemus hagam, "We have a hag."