Canadian conservatives tend to be liberal by American standards so I don't hold much hope for this.
Candian English to American English translations:
Liberal = Communist
Conservative = Socialist
Nazi = Republican
Gun registration = gun ban
Free speech = censorship
Responsible government = tyranny
Member of Parliament = liar
Criminal conspirator = Member of Parliament
Reporter = liar
Respected expert on global climate change = liar
University professor = mentally ill sociopath
Mentally ill sociopath = radio talk show host
Bacon = ham
Quebecers = mentally ill sociopaths
excuse me? Sorry but that's getting old. The reasons the CPC need to go moderate because Toronto and Montreal control the entire country. Those two cities are socialist. The truth is, our Harper (leader of the CPC, also an economist if you need to know) is very conservative.