"I would like to welcome our newest RINO...
Posted on 03/14/2005 1:56:04 PM PST by dread78645
MOBILE, Alabama — Brandishing an assault rifle as she sprayed bullets at an abortion clinic in Alabama, and shouting to state troopers that “my gun will be taken from my cold, dead hands,” the new Hillary Clinton launched her campaign for the Presidency.
“I’m tougher than anyone when it comes to the war on terror," she said. “To prove it, I will nuke Korea, Iran and Syria whether or not they have weapons of mass destruction. And screw the UN. I won’t let Europeans dictate our foreign policy. Bush is wrong to be cozying up to the Europeans. It’s the wrong cozying at the wrong time.”
“I have discovered that concern for the environment is overblown. Global warming is no big deal. Nor is outsourcing of jobs overseas. Sh*t happens. What matters is values, and I intend to show America my real values, which are faith, hope and charity. And money.”
“I am no longer part-Jewish. I have recently discovered that I am a born-again Christian. And I am no longer a lesbian. Give me a real man any time. Not some middle-of the road, blue-stater like Bill Clinton, but a right wing, red state, red meat man!”
Hillary is also campaigning for a constitutional amendment to allow Presidential elections mid-term in the second term of any President whose last name begins with the letter ‘B.’
she might be able to get away with this, given the weak GOP field.
All in favor, say "Aye"!
"Hillary is also campaigning for a constitutional amendment to allow Presidential elections mid-term in the second term of any President whose last name begins with the letter ‘B.’"
B ??
Other than that, it was hilarious!
I almost had a heart attack reading that title! Thank God its a parody!
This, of course, will not affect President Hitler.
She was referring to her hands as they are NOW.
Boy oh boy is my mind moving slow today!
"B" = Bush!
Duh!
Rev. Jerry Falwell is running against her in the Demorat Party. His running mate? Maxine Waters.
no.......I think Pat Robinson has now turned into a gay activist and is seeking the VP with Jerry who is now wearing flowers in his hair........
Medved talking about this on his show. Inviting callers who agree with the UAW right now.
Whoopsie wrong thread.
Your proposal is acceptable
If she was actually for these things I would vote for her
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