DUmmie FUnnies 03-11-05 ("Chris Heinz for Senate in PA!!!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 11, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Okay, so I got rejected by Regnery Publishing but I have NOT given up hope. Actually a rejection is to be EXPECTED. Therefore, I need to use some CREATIVITY in order to bring the DUmmie FUnnies to the attention of Regnery in a way that they will see the INCREDIBLE marketing potential of it. In the meantime, my creative wheels are spinnning.

BTW, I was thinking that a lot of the material in the DUFUs, such as this edition, would make for some great comedic material for radio talk show hosts so if you know of a radio talk show host in your area, just send them the link of the DUFUs. I am sure a lot of radio talk show hosts in Pennsylvania would love to gab about this edition of the DUFUs.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Nataku X]

I'm not first.

[infidel29]

oh yes you are! congrats

[Nataku X]

Yeaaaaaaaaah, I rushed to a thread on a Friday evening, congrats to me!

.... my life is pathetic. LOL

[shezza]

FRidays are for FReepin', anyway.

[freedumb2003]

6th or so?

[infidel29]

"...he should run for Melissa "Missy" Hart's House seat. She's a Bush Brown Noser of the highest order."

Melissa Hart recieved a %100 rating from the NFIB (National Federation of Independent Businessmen) she's a strong voice for small business in this God forsaken, unionized, red state in blue clothing. Leave her alone demonrats!

[freedumb2003]

One possible pro-Roe entrant into the race: Chris Heinz, son of Republican Sen. John Heinz, who was killed in plane-helicopter collision in 1991

I read that to mean Chris was killed in 1991. That might explain his mindlessness.

[Nataku X]

True!

[Nataku X]

Okay, actually responding to this article... anyone know why Chris Heinz is a liberal? Senator Heinz was a Republican, after all...

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #635.

[Argus]

Thank you for the laughs as you again lift the curtain on the circus big top that is the liberal mind.

[Raffus]

Chris Heinz is HOT HOT HOT!!!! He would be ADORABLE to look at on TV. This lady approves!!!! PLEASE RUN CHRIS!!!!!

Is this person real? YUK!

[PJ-Comix]

FYI. I thought you might want to see this latest hilarious twist in PA politics.

[socialismisinsidious]

yeah, but look at the other half of his gene pool....and then gouge eyes out

[infidel29]

If Chris Heinz ran as an independent, he'd get 3 votes. If he ran against Rick Santorum he'd get more than 3, but still get beaten...badly.

[Ditter]

Does he really look like JFK jr? I thought he was a short fat toad.

[socialismisinsidious]

"I agree! He came to Harvard to speak to students, and in the Q+A thing, I asked "Has anyone ever told you that you look like JFK Jr?" He lauched into this huge story about how the answer was yes, and how he dated gwenyth paltrow"


she is agreeing to his reported intelligence based on this?! these people are beyond pathetic

[537cant be wrong]

it is just totaly insane the names the DUmmies bandy about for political office.
what a totaly bankrupt party they are. if my dear old man,a staunch union democrat, were alive he may just come into the light and vote republican just so he can know that at least his vote went to someone of substansive character. not to the latest "rising star" (see osama oboma) that the LSM and the commie party runs up their empty flag pole.