Batteries not included. Some assembly required. Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid prolonged exposure to Free Reublic. Discontinue use of Free Republic if any of the following occurs:
* Itching
* Vertigo
* Dizziness
* Tingling in extremities
* Loss of balance or coordination
* Slurred speech
* Temporary blindness
* Profuse Sweating
or
* Heart palpitations
Free Republic contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Ingredients of Free Republic include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Do not taunt Free Republic. . .
Do not use for personal hygiene
Do not ignite in face
Warning - contentes may be hot.
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