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Bob Taft Sucks
http://www.bobtaftsucks.com ^ | 3-7-05 | author@bobtaftsucks.com

Posted on 03/07/2005 5:05:50 AM PST by authorofbobtaftsucks.com

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To: Knitting A Conundrum

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201 posted on 03/07/2005 1:26:29 PM PST by Fedora
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To: Fedora

Do not use for personal hygiene

Do not ignite in face

Warning - contentes may be hot.

Twist to open.

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202 posted on 03/07/2005 1:34:22 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

Please remain seated until the ride comes to a full and complete stop.


203 posted on 03/07/2005 1:42:09 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.


204 posted on 03/07/2005 1:44:15 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum
WARNING. Reading the following comment may cause spewing of liquids on to keyboard and monitor. Please swallow before continuing. No animals were injured in the making of this post. Any similarity to reality is purely coincidental. Any factual statement is not the intent of the poster. Views expressed by the poster are not necessarily shared by the poster. Price is for 24 month lease with $2500 down. Your mileage may vary. Objects are closer than the appear. No shirt, no shoes, no service. You must be at least this tall to ride. Do not remove under penalty of law. Remain seated until the ride comes to a full and complete stop. Reading this post may cause low birth weight. Not recommended for viewers with heart conditions, back or neck injuries, breathing difficulties, recent surgery or illness, high blood pressure and carpal tunnel syndrome.
205 posted on 03/07/2005 1:48:31 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Yeah, yeah, yeah...I saw that one before it got posted on FR...someone posted a link to it on the forum at Muzzleloader Magazine, and my hubby just about died laughing reading it to me...

I doubt if it's toppable...


206 posted on 03/07/2005 1:54:16 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Fedora

No more Ice ice bloggy... *chu-wah! Chu-wah!*


207 posted on 03/07/2005 2:02:33 PM PST by Darksheare (If you were in my heart I'd surely not break you. If you were beside me and my love would take you.)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

Have we beaten this thread beyond recognition yet?


208 posted on 03/07/2005 2:38:09 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

It sure doesn't have much to do with Bob Taft...truly and thoroughly hijacked...


209 posted on 03/07/2005 2:46:01 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

Mission Accomplished. Freepers 210 : Blog Pimp 0


210 posted on 03/07/2005 2:49:58 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Beware he who pimps his blog while we're on duty!


211 posted on 03/07/2005 2:51:50 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

No rest for the weary.


212 posted on 03/07/2005 2:55:44 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

And miles to go before I FReep.


213 posted on 03/07/2005 2:56:24 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

Found his OPUS. What a quitter. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1357591/posts?page=102#102


214 posted on 03/07/2005 3:00:10 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
New graphic for guys like this:

Zot!
215 posted on 03/07/2005 3:16:41 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

Glad he got his feelings hurt and went home.


216 posted on 03/07/2005 3:19:56 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

PS: Later. Heading home.


217 posted on 03/07/2005 3:20:25 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
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To: Darksheare
He's Ohio's RINO-extraordinaire Governor.
218 posted on 10/07/2005 10:34:51 AM PDT by RockinRight (Why are there so many RINOs?)
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