[dukeman]

"Tell the Dog to Look Away"

LOL! How 'bout, "It Was Rainin' the Day I Drove My Truck to Pick Up Momma from Prison".

[Jaysun]

LOL! How 'bout, "It Was Rainin' the Day I Drove My Truck to Pick Up Momma from Prison".

Hey, I spent a lot of nights during my unbridled youth in Texas bars. Most of them would close at 2:00 and the bands would always play the following hymn as a signal that it was time for you to move along:

Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison,
And I went to pick her up in the rain,
But before I could get to the station in my pick-up truck,
She got run over by a damned old train.

And I'll hang around as long as you will let me,
And I never minding standin' in the rain,
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even called me by my name.

"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here, blah blah blah...."

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[Jackson57]

I think my favorite is, "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"