DUmmie FUnnies 03-04-05 ("Where's the Outrage? Where's the Anger?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 4, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Anybody out there know the break even point for a book? Just how many copies of a book have to sell before it starts making a profit? I want to know this because a DUmmie FUnnies book would get AT LEAST 20,000 sales just from Freepers alone. Plus there is no way it won't get AT LEAST 50,000 total sales. And these are incredibly conservative estimates. In reality I am SURE a DUmmie FUnnies book would sell MANY TIMES that 50,000 figure. Are you listening Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency? If so then you can contact me at: PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[shezza]

Thanks, PJ! You always come through with a DU guffaw for the day.

[KC_Conspirator]

A draft will rouse them from their idiotic blissful slumber. That is why this anti-war movement has never taken off in regards to this war, but if you institute a draft that affects everyone, believe you me, these bastards will take to the streets.

Sitting in a cafe, hating America.

The mid-east is going democractic, but Not in Their Name indeed.

[MacDorcha]

"Let's face it folks -- while seemingly most Amerikans are able to foolishly support the self-proclaimed "war-time president," they will NOT do so when little Jack and little Jill are called to serve their country along with the "trailer trash", the "wetbacks", the "n*ggers," and the rest of the "have-nots" things will change. And I say this as a Black American and a veteran."

My first question isn't very obvious to most, but it bears asking:

What mindset makes a person bleep out "nigger" and not "wetback"? Do they feel one is sacred and the other isn't?

Ok, back to reading.

[PJ-Comix]

Actually I bleeped out that word.

[kevkrom]

Talk about bi-polar... these nut-jobs are nearly the complete opposites of the "maybe ABB was a mistake" group from the previous DUFU.

[Jaysun]

PING me PJ

[ReeWalker]

They want to reinstate the draft so they can protest it???

[MacDorcha]

I see.

Sorry, but the question does beg to be asked.

Though I now understand you aren't a militant nut job from DU, so I'm sure you have a benign reason.

So: Why bleep out one and not the other? The PC police won't get you here for playing things out as they are said.

[MacDorcha]

Good read, by the way.

[kingattax]

can someone PLEASE send those cheesebrains a copy of "The Paragraph is Your Pal" ?

[speed_addiction]

i'm 38. spent many nights on the floors of churches and friends' houses prepping for actions or panel discussions etc. maybe we evolve that approach to relocate draftees, help them find work, etc.

This reminds me so much about when the DUmmies organized themselves after thier election meltdown to take the election back. The assigned themselves little tasks and one of the assignments was "thread kickers." Their job was to keep threads about election fraud bumped up to the top of the page.

One DUmmie was asking for assignments for her cats because they wanted to participate in bringing down the evil Bush regime.

I have a customer here who flew combat air patrols in a P-51 Mustang over Kansas in WW2. He will proudly (with a smile and a twinkle in his eye) say that NOT ONE SINGLE Japanese plane ever got past him. That DUmmie will proudly say one day that not one single draftee under his protection ever got caught.

[syriacus]

Free-floating hostility is characterized by being mad at everybody and everything. The chronically angry person is ready to hurl negative psychological thunderbolts at the slightest provocation. Thus, others are constantly discounted, abused or even insulted. Privately, people are given such labels as stupid, incompetent and lazy.

[Wormwood]

They want to reinstate the draft so they can protest it???

Welcome the the world of the New Left.

Same as the Old Left, but dumber.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #628.

Oh, and Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency, did I mention that virtually all of the DUFU PINGEES will be ordering the DUmmie FUnnies book (PINGEE List to be over 1000 by time book is published)?

[PJ-Comix]

So: Why bleep out one and not the other?

Call it an editorial decision on my part.

[MacDorcha]

Starts singing


"Meet the new boss! same as the old boss! ::whispers:: but dumber"

I'm tapping my toe to that one :P

[MacDorcha]

Fair enough.

Hope I didn't rub you the wrong way. It was a great article in all honesty, I just tweek on PC crowds. No hard feelings here, hope you iterate.

[steve-b]

And keep on losing and losing and losing and...

I picure an Energizer Bunny parody, with Kerry's (or Dean's) face....