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Computer Fix-It Guy Is Hardwired For Sex
Dave'sDaily ^ | Feb 26,2005

Posted on 02/26/2005 11:19:33 PM PST by kingattax

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Everyone has seen the playful sign or t-shirt that says "Will work for sex," but there's actually a guy in New York doing it.

The 34-year-old systems engineer, who goes by "Ray Digerati," fixes computers in exchange for sex.

Digerati says he came up with the idea while helping a female friend and wondered if he could get sex in exchange for his time.

He posted ads for his services on craigslist.com and says the response has been overwhelming.

Digerati says he leaves the payment amount up to the client, but he thinks one orgasm for every two hours of work is fair.

The only thing he won't do is guys. He says he'll help them out for money.

Digerati is featured in the new issue of "Sync" magazine.


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KEYWORDS: bluescreamofdeath; bootybooter; computerrepair; harddriver; oneorganahour; sex; sixhourminium; virus; wysiwyg
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a million puns here just waiting to happen..lol
1 posted on 02/26/2005 11:19:34 PM PST by kingattax
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To: kingattax

When I read this, Clinton just happened to mind....but his election slogan should have been "I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR SEX"...afterall, just ask his "wife".


2 posted on 02/26/2005 11:23:23 PM PST by EagleUSA
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To: EagleUSA

Well, Gore comes to mind too, after all he invented the internet.


3 posted on 02/26/2005 11:26:23 PM PST by r5boston
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To: kingattax

Um, so he cleans the computer of a virus, then possibly ends up with a virus himself...


4 posted on 02/26/2005 11:29:33 PM PST by ikka
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To: ikka

lol


5 posted on 02/26/2005 11:30:54 PM PST by kingattax
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To: kingattax
This can't be legal.

I wonder how many hours a week he work and how he does his taxes ?

6 posted on 02/26/2005 11:31:10 PM PST by Deetes
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To: kingattax

NAUGHTY NERD NETS NUKIE...


7 posted on 02/26/2005 11:42:00 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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To: kingattax

Hard drive and ram come to mind.


8 posted on 02/26/2005 11:44:26 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: kingattax

I used to do that, but no one has a need for floppy drives anymore.


9 posted on 02/26/2005 11:45:10 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: kingattax

Alright! I am an Indian techie and I want his job!


10 posted on 02/26/2005 11:56:35 PM PST by Gengis Khan ("There is no glory in incomplete action." -- Gengis Khan)
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To: Gengis Khan

"Alright! I am an Indian techie and I want his job!"

Heh! Well, maybe if I fix my wife's computer...;-)

I had an Indian roomate some years ago. He said when he first came from India he had this idea from Hollywood movies that he would just walk into a bar and there would be no less than a dozen beautiful, lonely women waiting to go home with him, needless the say his initial experience in the U.S. was very disappointing! :-)




11 posted on 02/27/2005 12:15:09 AM PST by Avenger
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This guy is a friggin' genius!!!


12 posted on 02/27/2005 2:50:06 AM PST by Bogtrotter52 (Singin' the blues)
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To: kingattax

This guy is a friggin' genius!!!! LOL


13 posted on 02/27/2005 2:51:27 AM PST by Bogtrotter52 (Singin' the blues)
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To: Bogtrotter52; 7.62 x 51mm

don't get too excited here, the nursing homes have his number on speed dial now


14 posted on 02/27/2005 2:56:55 AM PST by sure_fine (*not one to over kill the thought process*)
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To: ikka

It looks like this guy will be in for a surprise when the "MyWife" virus come in conflict with the "MyDoom" virus. Or what he thought was a good Trojan virus turns out bad causing a rash of new viruses.


15 posted on 02/27/2005 4:05:11 AM PST by BushCountry (They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are wrong.)
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To: kingattax

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


16 posted on 02/27/2005 4:09:02 AM PST by Selkie
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To: Deetes
This can't be legal.
I wonder how many hours a week he work and how he does his taxes ?

This is in the bartering section on Turbotax, right?

17 posted on 02/27/2005 4:18:44 AM PST by Unknown Freeper
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"....he had this idea from Hollywood movies that he would just walk into a bar and there would be no less than a dozen beautiful, lonely women waiting to go home with him,..."

--You mean that's not how it is! I am sooooo very disappointed! D@mn! I feel like sueing those Hollywood directors for giving me the worng picture.


18 posted on 02/27/2005 6:40:17 AM PST by Gengis Khan ("There is no glory in incomplete action." -- Gengis Khan)
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To: Gengis Khan

"--You mean that's not how it is! I am sooooo very disappointed! D@mn! I feel like sueing those Hollywood directors for giving me the worng picture."

Yep, I know what you mean...


19 posted on 02/27/2005 2:44:23 PM PST by Avenger
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To: kingattax

So is Bloomie enforcing the prostitution laws these days?


20 posted on 02/27/2005 2:48:20 PM PST by Kitten Festival (The Thug of Caracas has got to go.)
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