That is the constant lament. If a conservative did this ...
Why not try it and see?
I hereby call for Stephen Crockett to step forward and face the charges of moronic writing before a committee of my choosing, after which he shall be summarily executed by garroting and his body hung in a tree in Maine where the bears may feed on his otherwise useless carcass.
Why would you want to give Maine bears a bad case of the runs?