DemonCrap Election Law # 1762: "It's only fraud when Republicans do it."
If Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency ever gets around to contacting me about a DUmmie FUnnies book, I have an idea for a great animated graphic for the CD-ROM insert featuring Pied Piper Pitt playing his flute as the DUmmie lemmings go over the cliff. Any suggestions for the flute tune? Maybe the theme tune from "The Sting." However, I am open to other suggestions.