[An Old Marine]

I'm filing a suit tomorrow to start the recount on the 1912 Wilson-Taft-Roosevelt election. I can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Democrat operative thugs stuffed ballot boxes in 7 states. Teddy Roosevelt won the election fiar and square!

We must right this wrong! JUSTICE! EVERY VOTE MUST COUNT!!!

[Lazamataz]

I'm filing a suit tomorrow to start the recount on the 1912 Wilson-Taft-Roosevelt election. I can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Democrat operative thugs stuffed ballot boxes in 7 states. Teddy Roosevelt won the election fiar and square!

Let's exhume Teddy and stick him in the Oval Office!

We can tell what his orders will be thusly: If he decays more on the left side then the right, we'll scrap SS privatization. If more on the right than the left, we'll push SS privatization.

If his left arm falls off, we'll try for an Assault Weapons ban renewel. If his right arm falls off, we won't.

If his head falls off and rolls to the right, we'll support Israel. To the left, and we'll cut funding.

TEDDY BACK IN OFFICE! NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE! LET EVERY COUNT VOTE!