[PJ-Comix]

I've just created my own alternate reality where Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency calls me to inform me that he just arranged a multi-million dollar book contract for my DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert). So why is my phone NOT ringing? Perhaps Jeff Kleinman prefers to e-mail me instead. Okay, Jeff, if that is the case then here is my e-mail addy: PJ-Comix

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[.cnI redruM]

The votes are out there somewhere.......

(Cue X-Files music and most definitely EXIT STAGE LEFT)

[daguberment]

They are simply pitiful. But very entertaining at the same time.

[phoenix0468]

I'm telling you, Bushco are NOT going to serve out their term. About 4 major psychics have said so. One in particular, I remember, said that by 2006, Bush would have NO connection with Power.

No,no, that's the four major psychos. The same four who are posting on DU and lurking on FR. the rest of the members of DU just go to have a good laugh at them. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[phoenix0468]

Well, I'll be damned! YIPPEE!!! Thanks for the lift...

No, Yippee, thanks for the laugh.

[phoenix0468]

Here's a little ditty the band called EMF wrote for one Mr. Pitts:

You burden me with your questions
You'd have me tell no lies
You're always asking what it's all about
But don't listen to my replies

You say to me I don't talk enough
But when I do I'm a fool
These times I've spent, I've realized
I'm going to shoot through
And leave you

The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
You're unbelievable

You burden me with your problems
By telling me more than mine
I'm always so concerned
With the way you say
You've always go to stop
To think of us being one
Is more than I ever know
But this time, I realize
I'm going to shoot through
And leave you

The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
You're unbelievable

Seemingly lastless, don't mean
You can ask us
Pushing down the relative
Bringing out your higher self
Think of the fine times
Pushing down the better few
Instead of bringing out the clues
To what the world and everything anger to
Brace yourself with the grace of ease
I know this world ain't what it seems.

(You're unbelievable)
You burden me with your questions
You'd have me tell no lies
You're always asking what it's all about
But don't listen to my replies

You say to me I don't talk enough
But when I do I'm a fool
These times I've spent, I've realized
I'm going to shoot through
And leave you

The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
It's why I love you more
The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
You're unbelievable

You're so unbelievable

You're unbelievable

(You're unbelievable)

You're unbelievable

[GeronL]

Its nearly that time of the month again, they'll be asking for money

[Clypp]

Please add me to the ping. The DUmmy funnies always make my hour.(Not quite the day but good nonetheless)

[squidward]

133rd

[cgbg]

In other news, lawyers for Tilden have filed a motion to have the election of 1876 overturned.

The motion was filed on behalf of his great-great-great-great grandson who said he would not rest until the foul Republicans are exposed.

;-)