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DUmmie FUnnies 02-25-05 ("BREAKING: Kerry/Edwards File More Ohio Election Motions!!!")
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| February 25, 2005
| Pied Piper Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
Posted on 02/25/2005 5:50:31 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
They are simply pitiful. But very entertaining at the same time.
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posted on
02/25/2005 6:58:39 PM PST
by
daguberment
(The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish....)
To: PJ-Comix
I'm telling you, Bushco are NOT going to serve out their term. About 4 major psychics have said so. One in particular, I remember, said that by 2006, Bush would have NO connection with Power.
No,no, that's the four major psychos. The same four who are posting on DU and lurking on FR. the rest of the members of DU just go to have a good laugh at them. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
122
posted on
02/25/2005 7:06:22 PM PST
by
phoenix0468
(http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
To: PJ-Comix
Well, I'll be damned! YIPPEE!!! Thanks for the lift...
No, Yippee, thanks for the laugh.
123
posted on
02/25/2005 7:11:37 PM PST
by
phoenix0468
(http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
To: Mr. Silverback
Every vote was counted. That's why you lost by 3.5 million.
And some really stupid Dems have bragged about some couting twice.
124
posted on
02/25/2005 7:14:49 PM PST
by
phoenix0468
(http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
To: PetroniDE
125
posted on
02/25/2005 7:17:18 PM PST
by
phoenix0468
(http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
To: PJ-Comix
PJ - Comix - if that's your real name, your fans are becoming a little impatient with the increasing frequency of your "I'll post again tomorrow or the next day....". We expect two DUmmie FUnnies each day. Each meticulously researched, formatted and commented upon. Your failure to deliver our daily humor will be reported to the U.S. Dept. of Progressive Ridicule (USDPR).
Get back to work and stop your slacking already.
126
posted on
02/25/2005 7:21:30 PM PST
by
daguberment
(The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish....)
To: PJ-Comix
Here's a little ditty the band called EMF wrote for one Mr. Pitts:
You burden me with your questions
You'd have me tell no lies
You're always asking what it's all about
But don't listen to my replies
You say to me I don't talk enough
But when I do I'm a fool
These times I've spent, I've realized
I'm going to shoot through
And leave you
The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
You're unbelievable
You burden me with your problems
By telling me more than mine
I'm always so concerned
With the way you say
You've always go to stop
To think of us being one
Is more than I ever know
But this time, I realize
I'm going to shoot through
And leave you
The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
You're unbelievable
Seemingly lastless, don't mean
You can ask us
Pushing down the relative
Bringing out your higher self
Think of the fine times
Pushing down the better few
Instead of bringing out the clues
To what the world and everything anger to
Brace yourself with the grace of ease
I know this world ain't what it seems.
(You're unbelievable)
You burden me with your questions
You'd have me tell no lies
You're always asking what it's all about
But don't listen to my replies
You say to me I don't talk enough
But when I do I'm a fool
These times I've spent, I've realized
I'm going to shoot through
And leave you
The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
It's why I love you more
The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
You're unbelievable
You're so unbelievable
You're unbelievable
(You're unbelievable)
You're unbelievable
127
posted on
02/25/2005 7:30:27 PM PST
by
phoenix0468
(http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
To: PJ-Comix; franksolich
Its nearly that time of the month again, they'll be asking for money
128
posted on
02/25/2005 10:28:37 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Bush on the PRESS "They just float sewer out there.")
To: daguberment
PJ - Comix - if that's your real name, your fans are becoming a little impatient with the increasing frequency of your "I'll post again tomorrow or the next day....". We expect two DUmmie FUnnies each day. Each meticulously researched, formatted and commented upon. Your failure to deliver our daily humor will be reported to the U.S. Dept. of Progressive Ridicule (USDPR). Get back to work and stop your slacking already and he needs to stop taking weekends off, =o)
129
posted on
02/25/2005 10:58:00 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Bush on the PRESS "They just float sewer out there.")
To: Mr. Silverback
And here I thought it was so the keyboards and outgoing electrons wouldn't be contaminated by actually typing out the name "Bush".
To: PJ-Comix; franksolich; Eurotwit; Charles Henrickson; All
Hey, our pal here on FR -- franksolich -- is home alone with pneumonia. That's why he's been so quiet.
I don't think he should be home alone with pneumonia - without our thoughts and prayers!! And I think he should be hospitalized. But, that's just me.
131
posted on
02/26/2005 8:22:40 PM PST
by
JLO
(Minnesota Nice)
To: PJ-Comix
Please add me to the ping. The DUmmy funnies always make my hour.(Not quite the day but good nonetheless)
132
posted on
02/26/2005 9:48:12 PM PST
by
Clypp
To: PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
Get yourself a 2005 Writers Market, find a publisher that publishes DUFU type books and publishes first time authors, and send in a book proposal. You don't need an agent.
You can always self publish too. With all the copies you'd sell on FR you'd hit the magic number of sales quick and the self publishing Co. you use would start kicking in advertising. It can't hurt anything to send in book proposals though. Get a book on manuscript formats, etc. and put one together. It's much easier to get published now. I'll be looking forward to buying a DUFU book.
134
posted on
02/27/2005 9:55:12 AM PST
by
Giliad
(I've got a fevah, and the only prescription is more cowbell)
To: PJ-Comix
In other news, lawyers for Tilden have filed a motion to have the election of 1876 overturned.
The motion was filed on behalf of his great-great-great-great grandson who said he would not rest until the foul Republicans are exposed.
;-)
135
posted on
02/27/2005 10:44:51 AM PST
by
cgbg
(Jodi, Stop Pooping In The Living Room!)
To: Clypp
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #625.
136
posted on
02/27/2005 6:34:15 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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