France & Belgium?
Posted on 02/22/2005 12:47:02 PM PST by Righty_McRight
Brussels WHEN JOHAN VANDE LANOTTE, Belgium's Vice Prime Minister, goes to the toilets today, he finds the urinals in the offices of his ministry decorated with stickers. They show an American flag and the head of George W. Bush. "Go ahead. Piss on me," the caption says. Vande Lanotte is one of Bush's hosts in Brussels. Is peeing on your guest's head appropriate? In Belgium it is. After all, Brussels' best known statue is that of "Manneken Pis," a peeing boy.
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All you have to do is get some plain white toilet paper and use it in the prescribed manner and you have your belgian flag.
HAHA, that's a good one. Now everyone can make their own Belgian flag!
Well, they ARE after all France's cousin. What would you expect?
Though he'll never get credit for it, President Bush still has more class than France and Belgium put together by being able to smile and shake their hands all the time knowing that they're giggling and carrying on behind his back like teenaged boys.
Bam! Free enterpise - Belgium toilet paper would be easy to make and will fly on the internet...I'm sure someone will be offering them on EBay before I finish this typing...
Man, I see all sorts of European touristas lapping up every inch of NYC every day. They are so f'ing jealous and in awe of America. They can't stand it that we're so loose about it all.
France & Belgium?
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