She's perfect for him ... except for that pesky religion thing.
This guy needs help.
No kidding.
He lists all her attributes (according to him), never mentions her religion again, then says she wouldn't be dumb enough to try that conversion thing on him - he, who hasn't seen a woman in two different outfits in 8 years.
Yeah, he's a pro alright. My guess is this woman will call the cops by Thursday, cuz he'll leave two more messages and then start calling their mutual friend (you just know they have one).