Even paranoids have enemies Mr. Chavez. Whatever you do, don't go outside ever again! The US has a very accurate death ray. Also, I wouldn't ever use a microphone again - the CIA has pioneered a Feedback BioWeapon that will kill you! /sarcasam off
As have we all. What a nut, perhaps he should think twice about standing on his balcony taunting the President (as he did after that sham of an election). Drugs might account for his erratic ravings and make him dangerous to his political soul mates.