Great sayings of the day by Venezuelans

The Devil's Excrement (Venezuela) ^ | Feb. 17, 2005 | Miguel Octavio

[Kitten Festival]

Of things said by Venezuelan Government officials and Fidel Castro today and my first two instictive answers to these statements:

--Vice-President Rangel: “Venezuela is Latin America’s most stable country”

1) Allende and Pinochet used to say the same thing about Chile

2) Does he know Costa Rica is in Latin America?

--Head of Corpovargas: “The Comptroller’s Office has revised and intervened (?) all of the finances of the Corporation without finding any corruption”

1) The Comptroller’s Office has not found any corruption in Venezuela in the last six years.

2) Somebody is not doing their job.

[Kitten Festival]

Bunch of schmucks. Every time they open their mouths we respect them even less. They never cease to astonish us.