Posted on 02/16/2005 11:16:26 PM PST by President of HSCCA Tim Bueler
THE 12-STEP “LIBERAL” RECOVERY PROGRAM (Or, how to become a Real American)
1. Admit you are a liberal, and seek help.
2. Tune in Fox News and conservative talk radio.
3. Get a job and get off welfare.
4. Stop blaming others for your problems.
5. Tear down your rainbow flag, put up the American flag, and learn the Pledge of Allegiance.
6. Buy a gun, learn how to use it, and prepare to defend yourself, your family and your community from criminals and terrorists.
7. Drive an SUV - carry extra gas.
8. Repeat, every morning, “Except for stopping communism, fascism and genocide, war never solved anything.” Then go out and support our troops.
9. Quit using illegal drugs.
10. Stop trying to get special privileges in life based on your race, religion, or sex.
11. Stop believing that there is one set of rules for everyone else, and a special set of rules for you.
12. Love your country and appreciate the freedoms that so many men fought and died to win and preserve!
13. Get married.
HEY! He's still in High School! Let him get a job first!
... to someone of the opposite sex.
May I add an addendum to your post.
Get married and then have children, not vice versa and do not name them anything that ends in an "i".
Yeah, some of the baby names I've heard lately makes me think their parents are deliberately raising them to be porn stars. I'd prefer to stick with more conservative names.
Yeah, thanks for picking that up. I thought of that after posting.
Basically, the more responsibilities of life one assumes as they move through adulthood will naturally make a person more conservative. Liberalism is the mental fantasy land of the young and irresponsible.
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