DUmmie FUnnies 02-11-05 ("Is anyone else tired of living like this?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 11, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[angkor]

Ha, what a hoot. Esp.:

I knitted during Bush's SOTU. I finished a beanie for my son.

I didn't know you could knit with tin foil.

[Future Snake Eater]

I sit in my garden and watch the hummingbirds and the squirrels.

"I used to be by the window, where I could see the squirrels and they were merry."

[Roscoe Karns]

Good place to repost this:

Oh Schadenfreude
sung to the tune of Oh Tannenbaum

Follow the bouncing DUmmie ball!

Oh Schadenfreude, oh Schadenfreude,
It's DUmmie sorrow we enjoyed
Oh Schadenfreude, oh Schadenfreude,
Chimpus Khan left you null & void

Each night you bring to us delight,
We wallow in your sorry plight
Oh Schadenfreude, oh Schadenfreude,
DUmmies keep PeeJay employed

Oh Schadenfreude, oh Schadenfreude,
It's DUmmie sorrow we enjoyed
Oh Schadenfreude, oh Schadenfreude,
Chimpus Khan left you null & void

Poor DUmmie dupes so forlorn
Victims of Rove's perfect storm
Oh Schadenfreude, oh Schadenfreude
Time to board your asteroid
............................... ............

[ml1954]

I went on drugs so I could sleep at night without thinking freepers were on their way to kill me. 2 days and counting. We'll see how it goes.

Yes, that's it. We've secretly contracted with Bin Laden to fly jets into the homes of DUmmies. The only protection is a tin foil hat. Al Qaeda has been given the secret to locating DUmmies by the CIA and the only defense is a tin foil hat.

[MKM1960]

knitted during Bush's SOTU. I finished a beanie for my son. I knew I had to listen to it so I'd know what everyone was talking about afterwards, and the knitting kept me from beating my head against the walls.


[Did you knit a straitjacket for yourself?]

Ah, the Madame DUFarge. Are you knitting as your party commits "Hairy-Kerry". I am laughing as you are knitting. Go Howard G!!!!!!

[cripplecreek]

[Excuse me while I beat up an otherly gendered Tibetan monk.]



When I don't get my bath I take it out on the slaves.

[Argus]

I love the line about freepers waking up every morning hating gays, minorities, anything non-Christian. Personally, I can't even start hating all that stuff until I've had my first cup of coffee.

[angkor]

"I went on drugs so I could sleep at night without thinking freepers were on their way to kill me."

Is that an actual presenting symptom?

"Doc, I think Freepers are coming to kill me while I sleep."

No, they are not insane. Not one little bit.

[granite]

[Bahbah]

I don't want people committing suicide over politics. It's horribly sad that some of them really seem to believe the things they are saying about conservatives. I have to hope that a few years and some experience will be of help.

[Petronski]

[If you were a Freeper,] you would wake up every day hating gays, minorities, anything non-christian.]

I guess being a DUmmy means making up and spreading vicious lies against political opponents, for whatever meager psychic boost that might provide between doobs. Wow, that's livin'.

[Darkwolf377]

This reminds me of one of the best "Boffo" comics ever.

A psychiatrist's office, with a spooked-looking white male paranoid patient on the couch, while a Freud-looking, well-dressed serious shrink sits in a wingback chair, listening intently.

Paranoid: Doc, all my friends are after me.

Shrink: Why don't you kill them?

[ml1954]

freeper posts are full of the actual, visceral, literal, blood n guts revenge fantasies they engage in 24/7 in their heads

Actually, it's just an amusing pastime.

[Always Right]

I went on drugs so I could sleep at night without thinking freepers were on their way to kill me. 2 days and counting. We'll see how it goes.

Where does this guy live???? I can't believe we missed him the last couple of days.

[angkor]

actual, visceral, literal, blood n guts revenge fantasies

Yeah, I object to the word "literal."

[shezza]

Remember: that's one thing we have in our favor: our every move, every breath, every piece of legislation, every website, isn't EXPRESSLY devoted to pissing off/killing the "other side." Theirs is.

So, pray tell, what have all those threads/posts been about regarding how much fun it is to think up ways to "piss off" Republican co-workers or family members? What about the things you do to "piss off" drivers in cars bearing Bush bumper stickers? How many people have you asked for whom they voted so you can tear into them if they didn't vote Kerry?

Seems to me, DUmmie, that the shoe is on the other foot. I know of NO Republicans who want you dead. Sure, I'll admit, it's fun to make fun of your moonbattiness. But mostly we just feel sorry for you and your pathetic "woe is me" attitudes. (How many RATS, again, have disappeared under cover of darkness? Oh, that's right. None.)

[Democratshavenobrains]

Don't worry DUmmies. I feel your pain.

It feels good.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

How can we be plotting against him when we're all busy rigging elections, causing AIDS in Africa, making sure Halliburton controls everything, and taking old people's social security away?

If for some insane reason we wanted to harm one of them, it's taken years and it still hasn't happened. It then follows that we must not be very good at it so they have nothing to worry about.

[Billthedrill]

It's sort of like rattling the bars on the asylum windows with a stick, isn't it?

Are you William Pitt?

[Always Right]

How can we be plotting against him when we're all busy rigging elections, causing AIDS in Africa, making sure Halliburton controls everything, and taking old people's social security away?

It's called organization. Obviously we are all not doing everything, but this hunting down DUers in their sleep sounds like a interesting committee to be on.