It actually took me three days in a DMV (most of it, waiting in line), to convince them that no, I was a native-born american soldier actually serving in the Pentagon, at the time.
I actually had to get the State department to verify that.
Weren't you (they) already dead? ( irealize this small fact would make no difference to the DMV.)
Your experiences continue to highlight why the government cannot be trusted to do anything.
All kidding aside, no policeman is taking my fingerprints unless charges are filed...and that's not a tail light being out.
FMCDH(BITS)