[DJ MacWoW]

Yep. Them thar new fangled gajets ain't fer me. Ahm skeert they mite splode er sumthin.

I knowed that theys evil. Them things give some kinda rays or sumpthin that melts yore head and scrambles it. An ah heered them TVs ell gived ya cancer an bad stuff.

[cripplecreek]

Ah hear't them puters kin make ya homer sexshul.

[beckysueb]

Yep an them thar microchip ovens er whatever dey is. Friteful skeert o' dem things, I is.