DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-05 (DUmmies Slam Iraq Elections)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Today's edtion of the DUFUs is PROOF POSITIVE of how the DUmmies (and the Democrats) are going to COMPLETELY marginalize themselves from the SANE electorate. This edition also sort of marks the second phase of the DUFUs. The first phase being the election and it's followup through the Inauguration. Then followed a brief interregnum (which one PINGEE called the "Jump the Shark" moment for the DUFUs) until this second phase which is the marginalization process. You can expect to see more and more DUFU editions chronicling this self-marginalization by the Left.

I only wish the GENERAL PUBLIC got as good a view of the self-marginalizing DUmmie wackos as you PINGEEs are getting. Of course they WOULD get such a view if the DUmmie FUnnies book is published which you literary agents or book publishers out there can facilitate by simply contacting me at: PJ-Comix.

There probably won't be a DUFU edition tomorrow due to the fact that I have some business to take care of from early AM until late plus the fact that there is a really good documentary on the tube about Fidel Castro tomorrow night.

Watch the DUmmies sink themselves in future editions of the DUmmie FUnnies by asking to be placed on the PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Wormwood]

I wonder how many rational, centrist Democrats are going to look at the hateful bile posted at DU and give up on their party?

I hope both of them do.

[Dashing Dasher]

top 5

[Darkwolf377]

So tell us DUmmies--should be easy enough to do:

If this is all an orchestrated Bush scam, you should be able to tell us all the results ahead of time. Go on, pick out the winners as Bush has evilly planned it. I mean, if he was setting this up so his guys should win, go out on a limb and simply list all the Bush choices, and we can compare them with the final winners.

Dopes.

[Springman]

Thanks for the ping #4 I hope!

[Libertina]

ROTFLOL all over myself! I love the LOUSY FREEPER TROLL ones. Just too funny! BUMP

[paudio]

There's one who really wonders if it's unpatriotic to wish US gets sanctions from the rest of the world, and many Americans suffer from that... The person asked the question openly.

The answers, as expected, of course, overwhelmingly NO.

[PJ-Comix]

I wonder how many rational, centrist Democrats are going to look at the hateful bile posted at DU and give up on their party?

Forward this edition of the DUFUs to Joe Lieberman and Al Gore. OOPS! Forget about the latter.

[Charles Henrickson]

They will be using tabulation computers. Completely hackable.

Bush will carry Iraq, mark my words.

[Dashing Dasher]

Tell these people we did it for the oil!

[PJ-Comix]

FYI

[Darkwolf377]

"I want to know if any of the Iraqis voting outside of their country were paid or had their expense paid."

If Bush is in charge of the whole election why would he even care how the relatively few Iraqis outside Iraq voted? You folks gots ta keep your conspiracies straight!

[cripplecreek]

"I *am* conflicted"



I'll bet.

[kenth]

Even then it's fifty-fifty...

[dirtbiker]

This vote is a PNAC, neo-con, cabal, white house-media, corporate SHAM. If they gave one sxxt about Iraq, they wouldn't have killed 100,000 Iraqis and a smaller per cent of ours and the coalitions and made a mess of the rest of the lives of thousands more.

I have yet to figure out what the left's insatiable fixation with 100,000 is! During Klintoon, it was 100,000 this, and 100,000 that, 100,000 cops, 100,000 teachers, 100,000 jobs created last month, etc. Now it's 100,000 dead Iraqis, when I have seen in print that it is closer to 25,000, (and the author stated that figure is inflated). Given that most are "insurgents" (read:terrorist), and that negative stories about Iraq in the MSM are getting less frequent and more trivial, I still haven't figured what is it with 100,000?

[dirtbiker]

Iraqi "voters" are like the first weekend crowds for GIGLI about to be VERY disappointed. nothing but props for propaganda. the only 'winner' is bushco because it happened at all. the very thought that bushco would allow an honest election in Iraq (see, afghanistan and their US-installed oil puppet) is too silly to consider...i'm sure most DUers support DEMOCRATIC elections... and would prefer starting that process here at home BEFORE we PRETEND to export it.

Afghanistan has oil? This is news to me....

[kenth]

"We got our asses to the polls too. And that sure did us a world of good."

It's so pathetic, the entitlement mentality the left has. They believe that by merely voting, they're entitled to win. They look at elections from the emotional maturity of two year olds. They are unable to fathom that they just didn't get enough 'ass' to the polls.

[Hunble]

Dubya the Lion Hearted!

The rest is history....

[CAluvdubya]

There are no words to describe these DUmmies. I'm not even sure I can laugh about them on this one.....they scare me!

Color me stupid but I haven't heard this one. What is PNAC?