Don't be too hard on Du. It's members are fun to play with. There is hope though. Rumor has it that "mopaul" is going to the proctologist Monday. Drs. say they can remove the head, but they're not sure it will be functional.
Which one would be functional? The head or the butt?
And how can you tell which one's which on a DUmmie? For them, crap issues from both ends. The effluent from one is just slightly less disgusting as that from the other.